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That's Not The Way You Eat A Panini

An expression used when something is not done properly.

Originally derived from a small child eating a panini sideways (as opposed to starting at the end), and being told that it was not, in fact, the correct way to eat it.
*Person does something wrong / sings out of tune / {insert strange action of your choice}*

You: Now that's NOT the way you eat a panini.
by ezeebee January 18, 2009
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panini

Like vajayjay is for vagina, but for penis.
That guy is such a panini.
by Peter the Vegan January 12, 2009
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panini

An old negative racial epithet describing someone who is male or female that is Italian, comes from Italian descent, or displays traits that resemble someone who appreciates Italian heritage.
*Customer walks into store and approaches service staff members*

Customer: "Hi. Where can I find the pasta sauce isle?"

Service Staff Member 1: "It's in isle 4."

Customer: "Thank you!"

*Customer looks for isle*

Service Staff Member #2: "What did the customer say?"

Service Staff Member #1: "They were just another dumb Panini looking for pasta sauce."

Service Staff Manager: "Hey! You should know better! That's racist! You're fired!"
by Username_00001 June 21, 2019
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Panini-tration

The act of sticking a panini up someone for pleasure.
After my boyfriend used panini-tration on me, he ate the panini.
by TRACER HERE June 8, 2016
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pinning messages

A form of ridicule to those who do not think before they speak. Admins and mods often pin messages to embarrass and shame those who accidentally send messages that give misunderstandings mostly to their gender, pp size, and interest in anime characters.
Boy, David sure got it when an admin was pinning messages about him being gay.
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Pinnit

(Verb) To trip and fall. It does not count as pinnit if you do not hit the ground.
I hope I don't pinnit down the stairs during passing period!
by kp1010 February 5, 2021
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Paninis

1. Plural of panini (food)

2. Panini penis
โ€œMy dick is a paninisโ€
by lad525 September 22, 2021
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