Stinky Pinata

A large ball of wonderful goodies that you drop in the porcelain pool the morning after Cinco de Mayo. Similar to Ireland's Eye.

Holy frijoles! Who the fuck is in that stall? He must have been drinking for 14 hours straight last night to drop a stinky pinata like that!!!!

by billberto May 6, 2005

pussy piñata

A pussy that is so beat and disgusting, it is like an abadoned piñata on the streets of Tijuana.

"Dude, Adam did you fuck Rachael last night?"

"Yeah man, but it was so gross. She had a pussy piñata. She could probably fit my head in that thing. So i bailed and went home and jacked it. But that was even worse because when I felt like I was cumming I looked down and I had Dark Cum going all over my leather assless chaps. It was the worst night of my life."

by Shuiefer Dark Cum Stallion January 28, 2008

Pinwank

Pinwank = Shoving pinballs up your arse and firing them out at potential X Factor Christmas No.1 Artists. Pumping the nob to charge up the shot gives the Pinwank more power.

It was the live final of the X Factor and Tom was getting frustrated by a hairy old man with a women's voice going for Christmas No.1 and looking likely to get it. He was standing in the crowd and inserted a small pinball up his arse, turned round, pumped his nob a few times and fired the ultimate Pinwank shot. The ball brushed past Simons head but due to the rotatations small specks of shit went into his lego man haircut. The ball went on to hit Joe Mcsomething in his throat and end his singing career. Pinwank prevails.

by Roger Townshend November 17, 2010

Jewish piñata

a scrotum which hangs through a rip or tear in pants

Rich should buy some new sweat pants because we can see his Jewish piñata from here.

by M Smoov July 15, 2009

pinakanakakapagngitngitngitngitang-pagsisinungasinungalingan

The longest god damn word ever, meaning "Most creaking-lying"
The word is in Filipino so don't try incorporating it into an English conversation.

"Bro you're telling me some pinakanakakapagngitngitngitngitang-pagsisinungasinungalingan." Said Pio.

by EpicGamer5673 April 18, 2023

Hippie Pinata

A: When a police officer tackles a hippie when he's resisting a "unlawful" arrest and all of his drugs and paraphernalia fly from his persons.
B: When a drunk bastard gets insulted by a hippie and slaps him, catapulting money/drugs from his person

Alex the hippie insulted the drunk bastard who proceeded to slap him, resulting in an array of money and drugs which dispersed onto the floor around his hippie feet, and was followed by "dam hippie pinata" --drunkbastard.

by trippppyhippppy April 10, 2015

Broken Piñata

When an overweight girl with no self respect allows any man to beat her guts

Sarah is such a broken piñata she let the football squad dick her down

by Gubu September 19, 2018