Jim Pickens

Jim pickens is our dear leader, the most important person in the world, he will bring us all to the promised land of his slave dungeon where we will love forever painting him.
All hail the great dear leader Jim pickens

Sometime in the near future:
Everybody: "all hail the great dear leader Jim pickens"

by Un1con March 12, 2019

Jim Pickens

1.Our dear leader
2.The main character in the YouTuber Call Me Kevin's sims 4 videos
Notabale for his interesting life
Married the grim reaper,

Kidnapped Santa (Twice),
Became a vampire
Started a cult
Killed so many people that the grim reaper beat him up, and loads more

All hail our glorious leader, Jim Pickens

by LesKen February 6, 2019

slim pickings

few choices, in general. Possibly, no choices at all (understatement). Pickings = the things you have available to pick. Slim = thin, few, small. Also slim pickens, slim pickings.

I've been looking for a job for months! Since the layoffs, it's been pretty slim pickings.

by Osama Bin Login April 3, 2011

Pick me boy

A guy who uses self depreciation in a manipulative way so a girl will date him. They will say bad things about themselves to try to get the girl to oppose what they’ve said.

Pick me guy: hey 🥺
Girl: hi
Pick me guy: you’re so pretty! You probably won’t like me though I’m so ugly
Girl: no, you’re not ugly! I’m sure someone likes you
Pick me boy: really? Do you think I’m cute!
Girl: I don’t really know you, but I’m sure you’re really sweet
Pick me boy: I knew it, you hate me. It’s ok, you can leave. I’m used to it 🥺
Girl:

Pick me boy: you left me on read lol
Girl:
Pick me boy: showering without you :(
Girl:
Pick me boy: u lefts me in read again lol 🥺

by Shelmet101 February 27, 2021

odi u tri picke materine

Serbo-Croatian for "Crawl back into three of your mother's cunts". Easily one of the world's greatest insults.

"Hey babe, you DTF?"
"Odi u tri picke materine!"
"I... guess not, then."

by willmst July 13, 2014

Pickbertson's whale

A small breed whale of the humpback variety. So named after famed naturalist Gary Pickbertson, this curious whale can be found off the coast of South Africa.

Robert: Baloooga! Nick: Nope, Pickbertson's whale!

by cabin boy December 31, 2009

Kenny Pickett

The act of replacing your girlfriend with a hotter, better, finer, more beautiful looking specimen.

Because lets all be real. We all dated that one fucking ogre looking mf who smelled like rancid dog ass and who would flirt with a fucking stone if given the chance.

Guy 1: Bro I just Kenny Pickett my girl. She looked like a troll fetus!

Guys friends: That's what we have been trying to tell you!

by HughJass1986 July 9, 2023