photographically

A person who photographically captures your essence. They captured what makes you who you are. What makes you unique one of a kind. From your smile to your skin.

I want you to photographically capture my essence.

by Mariahrose April 23, 2019

(non) photographically advanced

1. The inability to reproduce photo pretaining to your identity. 2. Being without the right equipment to produce such photographs. 3. Or the ability to be very advanced with all the avenues to produce such photos.

"Dude, Now you have me feeling bad that I have no current photos of myself."

"Yeah, you're soo (non) photographically advanced."

by Jayd101 April 23, 2009

amateur photographer

Somebody who claims to be a photographer to convince people to pose nude for them.

Yes, I'm currently classed as an amateur photographer but with your nude portfolio I'll go pro.

by vannie March 14, 2017

photographer

one who takes photos using a camera. not to be confused with :
a good photographer
a professional photographer

"That chimpanzee was taught to take photos on an iPhone. He's a photographer."
"...but the photos are shit."
"I didn't say he was a good photographer."

by timmyshofrenzo July 21, 2019

food photographer

A person(s) who takes a photo of their entrée at dinner at a restaurant before they eat it and posts it to social media. Generally the person makes everyone else wait until they take their photo to eat.

Jill: Beth can we eat yet, we are hungry?
Beth: wait, I gotta get a photo of my steak dinner for my insta.
Jill: you're such an annoying food photographer, no one cares!

by Tomyatyat August 24, 2016

facetime photographer

Someone who takes the best photos while FaceTiming.

She sent her the best shots she took while they were on FaceTime. Making her a FaceTime photographer

by A wild child October 24, 2019

photographer

glorified vsco girls

sksksksk i just got this new camera im sOOOOoOOOOOoOOo much better than those vsco girls and i oop- *sips starbucks coffee using metal straw* im a photographer now sksksksksk

by iatemyassllastnight September 9, 2019