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Pootis

Pootis is the dark slime that seeps down your throat as you watch Heavy swaying left to right, you want to blink but your eyes start to bleed in the painful montion of movement as you cannot look away, you start to clench your fists as you cannot move from your current position, the eyes of the Scout venture deep inside your soul as you begin to sweat uncontrollably, and as you begin to feel dizzy the video continues and continues. The only way to stop this...is to remove pootis.
Remove pootis now!
by Piingas November 23, 2010
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photigue

a saturation of annoyance at being asked to smile for pictures to the point that you no longer give a damn how you look in the photos
Mom, please put down the camera. I'm experiencing a serious case of photigue at the moment.
by ChuckChaser69 November 27, 2010
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Photoshop ND

A new program with the amazing ability to create artwork that both plagiarizes, and totally degrades the human mind to a new unbelievable level of nescience. Fully equipped with the Nick's Goodness Tool, and the Make Better Filter, this program not only succeeds in making you look like a non-sentient life form, but also makes you feel like one too.
What the hell were you using, Photoshop ND?

Wow, another fine piece of art produced by Photoshop ND.
by Your mum May 5, 2005
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Photostickers

A "Photo Portrait" store located in Garden, Grove California. That place is infested with super cool female (mainly viet) asians of the age, 9-20. Usually Pre-Teens. A rarity, caucasions or hispanics. Full of korean music, and japanese SO KAWAII things. Hello Kitty, Mashimoro, Kuromi, etcetc. It's so bright, you could see it from a mile away. I pity the (asian noodle) Pho store next to it. IT's ignored. It costs 9$ and you get to choose from 8 booths to take pictures in! And in the end, you get tiny strips of photos, about the size of your thumb. There's a decoration center so you could decorate your picture too :D. You could add sparkles and flowers!! How KAWAII >w< . In the end, a big money waster but at least you'll get to cherish the memories! (oh yeah, and no airconditioning, while you're stuck with a group of 5 in a cramp booth) >:D Oh, and there's little wig props too, which reek of lice. AND THERE'S ONLY 1 EMPLOYEE, THAT ONE GUY WITH GLASSES, probably chinese that laminates your photostickers! Just 1 dollar more! WOOOT!
Photostickerer: Let's go to photostickers!
Me: That's a waste of 9 bucks and time.

Photostickerer: At least they have kawaii~ things :) like Boys over Flowers!! Let's do AZN POSES. -pout-
Me: -groan-
by yeahhimfuhrealz July 12, 2009
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phoism

the love and worship and adoration of pho
i live the tenets of Phoism, foo' !
by praximus prime April 18, 2011
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Photoshop Eyes

when you are completely wasted (drunk, stoned, high) and you see this girl and she is the most beautiful thing you have ever seen, you get with her, wake up the next morning lying next to a drain turtle

*When you are so intoxicated that everything looks good
Dude i was so wasted last night i had on my photoshop eyes and woke up looking at this drain turtle
by Zaamie July 7, 2011
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photini

A bongo drum that is nice and pretty but often rambles about random shit.
Nice and caring, sweetest person ever!
Photini is a bongo drum!
by caitie067ffff November 20, 2016
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