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Phone Sniper

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Someone who constantly watches their phone, waiting for a text or social media update to pop up in which they'll like and/or comment within seconds. The only time a Phone Sniper doesn't text back immediately is when he/she doesn't want to.
Dude: Hey

(Seconds later)

Phone Sniper: Hey

Dude: That was fast, you phone sniping me?
by Alex Halstead March 18, 2017
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Silent Phone Scope

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When you call somebody who is at a party, when they answer you stay quiet, Just so you can see if the party is poppin'

You may also call private if you please.
MARK: (DIALS NUMBER)

JOHNNY: ( HELLO? )

MARK: *SILENCE*

JOHNNY: ( Lots of noise in the back round )

MARK: *Hangs up* LETS GO PARTY!

Silent phone scope.
by marillias January 3, 2010
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cell phone sideburn

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The line of grease or dirt resembling a sideburn that's left on your cheek after having a long conversation on your smart phone. This happens more often with people who typically have dirty hands and handle their phone throughout the day.
After an hour long phone conversation with my boss, I realized I now had a cell phone sideburn.
by Dr. Fuzzy December 15, 2014
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When a cell phone becomes so attached to the person's self that they can feel it vibrate or ring when it has not. This stems from a long term dependency on cell phone technology and can easily be remedied by not using cell phone technology for several weeks. The term Phantom Cell Phone Syndrome was first coined by Social Psychologist Bradley Ictech.
When you feel your cell phone vibrate in your pocket, but it is in the other room you have just experienced Phantom Cell Phone Syndrome.
by ireadbooks March 14, 2013
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PHONE SNOB

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A PERSON WHO THINKS THEMSELVES SOMEHOW SUPERIOR BECAUSE THEY HAVE THE LATEST IPHONE ETC... AND YOU DON'T
You think your phone is better than mine.... you're a phone snob
by chico marx December 15, 2011
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phone sex

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when two partners are over the phone moaning and groaning.usually the guy is jacking off and the girl is moaning or fingering herself the tell tells her how many fingers and he just jacks off waitin to ejaculate.
hey baby lets have phone sex!
by princessa. February 25, 2007
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Phone Sex

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When you slap your penis between a flip phone and procede to have sex with it.
I had phone sex but accidentally electrocuted myself and singed my penis.
by rocketman January 30, 2005
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