Peking Mushroom

When your dick it so big, that the tip of your cock peeks out of her mouth!

I was hammering this chick and when she opened her mouth too moan I saw a Peking Mushroom

by Spanky Kingston October 17, 2011

Peingus

A strangly shaped or deformed dick that doesn't function properly. Can be used as an insult to something or some one who doesn't get the job done.

America's government is a major peingus.

by Wigga #2 March 20, 2016

Hurricane Peeing

The act of urinating in a bathroom in a public place while spinning in circles, urinating on everything you possibly can, while screaming hurricane. Including ones own and others feet. You get extra points if you can do it while in the presence of a bathroom attendant.

I was so plastered last night and ended up hurricane peeing all over Perkins bathroom and got kicked out. The manager tried to make me clean it up but I ran.

by Randy the drunk cheese burger May 13, 2011

Public Peeing Syndrome

When trying to pee in a public toilet but fail to do so due to fear caused byPublic Peeing Syndrome.

Jack: Man, what took you so long? You were 15 minutes in there!

Will: Sorry man, I couldn't pee.

Jack: But you almost peed yourself in the film, you were that desperate!

Will: I know, I got Public Peeing Syndrome bad.

by Will Veee July 11, 2011

peeing brown worms

Post anal intercourse phenomenon whereby compacted faeces is pushed through the urethra. This gives the impression that "brown worms" are being passed instead of urine.

I took her in the ass last night then spent the morning peeing brown worms, damn.

by PopeMichael November 23, 2009

Peninger

The application of a finger as a substituite for a penis (in some cases, transplanted) especially the thumb for extra leverage and stimulation.
Also double peninger for anal stimulation also.

a peninger a day helps you work, rest and play

by Lambchops_rare2010 July 11, 2010

Pekingese Feast

Verb. A sexual encounter when the woman is on all fours. The man dresses in a panda suit and places a dollop of peanut butter on her anus and then cuts a line of wasabi along the crack of the buttocks. He assumes the position behind her and then in a quick single movement, licks the peanut butter and snorts the wasabi through a bamboo shoot, then penitrates her. He then sees how long he can perform before his face burns off.

One Sunday evening, Jody had to give Rebecca a Pekingese Feast to hold her over till after the Furry Convention.

by inkandglitter September 25, 2011