Perv patrol is the act of a senior citizen stalking your closest Walmart for girls or driving around your local cumbys creeping on the local tail..
by Big daddy domestic November 23, 2021
Get the Perv patrol mug.A thin gold chain worn around a person's neck, who is usually wearing an unbuttoned polo, without an undershirt. Often seen on overweight men.
by Somerandomdudeinohio January 14, 2008
Get the Perv Chain mug.When a person secretly wishes to be molested , or do the molesting, and/or inappropriately groped by the sweeping limb of another human or at least inadvertantly nuzzled by an passing, overly friendly cainine or primate
desperate, lonely, sexually repressed and frustrated single people. Wishes to be "perved upon". That guy purposedly reached across the table and brushed my breast on the way by. What a perv-luster
by "D" in the house May 12, 2011
Get the perv-luster mug.Like Slut Shaming, except this is the act of shaming someone for being a pervert.
Essentially trying to force your version of what is acceptable sexual behavior on someone else.
Essentially trying to force your version of what is acceptable sexual behavior on someone else.
1.
So she took a shit right on your chest? Gross.
Enough with the Perv Shaming.
2.
Whoa, you mean to tell me there are naked pictures of Jennifer Lawrence but you expect us not to look at them because they're a 'gross invasion of her privacy' ? Dude, that's Perv Shaming.
3.
Hath not a Pervert hands,
organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions; fed with the same
food, hurt with the same weapons, subject to the same diseases,
heal'd by the same means, warm'd and cool'd by the same winter
and summer, as a puritan is? If you prick us, do we not bleed? If
you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die?
And if you wrong us, do we not revenge?
Thou art engaged in the act of Perv Shaming!
From "The Merchant of Dick Pics"
So she took a shit right on your chest? Gross.
Enough with the Perv Shaming.
2.
Whoa, you mean to tell me there are naked pictures of Jennifer Lawrence but you expect us not to look at them because they're a 'gross invasion of her privacy' ? Dude, that's Perv Shaming.
3.
Hath not a Pervert hands,
organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions; fed with the same
food, hurt with the same weapons, subject to the same diseases,
heal'd by the same means, warm'd and cool'd by the same winter
and summer, as a puritan is? If you prick us, do we not bleed? If
you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die?
And if you wrong us, do we not revenge?
Thou art engaged in the act of Perv Shaming!
From "The Merchant of Dick Pics"
by flashwildecard September 1, 2014
Get the Perv Shaming mug.The act of observing a member of the opposite sex (or same sex depending on your preference) via a pair of highly reflective shades so as to hide ones intentions.
by JoeGaudet August 29, 2008
Get the Perv Shading mug.Someone who is so pervy and inappropriate it almost seems like they were built that way. They always seem to be on auto pilot because they have inappropiate things to say about EVERYTHING.
Frank just said he wants to have sex with that piece of toast, then ask it out to dinner. Hes such a perv-bot...
by rising_son July 7, 2011
Get the perv-bot mug.The perviest of the pervs. But also one who can make you laugh while they're being all creepy and watching you undress through the window across the street. In short, a funny pervert.
by Jim_Raynor May 4, 2017
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