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finger porking

Finger porking is the phrase given to the act of being penetrated with fingers.
Girl1: what did you do on the weekend?

Girl2: oh, I was just finger porking myself all day .
by Dan and Harry PLC September 29, 2013
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Billy Poole Parking

A preferred parking spot (ie. front row parking at a store)
It must be my lucky day I got Billy Poole Parking at Walmart!
by Codeman92 March 18, 2023
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Parking Lot Pickle

A way to make a decision. When you have conflict with someone, just whip out the pickle and take turns biting it and passing it back. You may bite & give, or bite, bite & give. Your bites may also vary in size. Aka Pickle Time.
Hey, have you seen those chompers on some boy, pickling on an asphalt?

Yeah, they’re just having a parking lot pickle!
by Common Joe February 24, 2023
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parking karma

The uncanny ability to find an open parking space in a desirable location of a busy parking lot.
I always have to park out in the boonies, but when I ride with Paul we're always in the front row. He's got some great parking karma.
by PaulieJr October 19, 2006
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double parking

Aussie slang for when you are holding two beer cans/bottles in one hand.
This is usually done when lining up for another bevy is too much trouble
"Sammy you double parking are we?"
"You got that right mate
by aussieboy101 June 13, 2013
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Parking Lot Police

One who has nothing better to do with his/her life, besides taking refuge in an old parking lot with a pad and a pen, and taking the license plate number of every driver that does something wrong in said lot; in some cases taking it upon themselves to write you some sort of ticket or go vigalante.
Driver: *driver taps another vehicle while creeping out of a tight mall parking lot*
Parking Lot Patrol: *takes notice to the careful driving, but notices that the driver bumped another car, hense springing into action and attempting to take the plate number of driver.
Driver: *notices that the loser is writing his plate number down, so he then backs over her, leaving an indentation of his plate in her forehead for later reference*
by Doggidew April 13, 2005
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Rosa Parking

Specifically, parking in a spot that is off limits to you.

Also, parking in a metered spot and refusing to pay, parking in a spot with a stated time limit and grossly exceeding it, parking in a spot too small or large for your vehicle, taking up two (or more) spots.

Finally, parking in a place that is not designated for parking.
"Damn, this Wal*Mart lot's all full except for the handicap spot... that's just not fair. It's time for some Rosa Parking."

"Dude, must've been a woman Rosa Parking that Escalade square over the line."

Neil Armstrong to Buzz Aldrin: "What the hell is this Geo Metro doing on the moon?"
Buzz Aldrin: "oh that bitch is certainly Rosa Parking!"
by Duncan McQueirter December 14, 2010
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