Per my last

The rudest, most passive-aggressive way possible way to start or reply to an email thread. Literally translates to "pay fucking attention" or "learn to read better."

To: Employee
From: Boss
Subject: TPS Reports

Per my last email, please have your TPS reports formatted with the new cover sheet.

by 0000101100101000010101011 April 6, 2021

Per-per

When a woman is having her period or about to.

Clyde: "Are you on your per-per?"

Jane: "Oh, she is just on her per-per..."

by Mr. Super Pib January 16, 2012

per se

Of, in, or by itself or oneself; intrinsically.

with respect to its inherent nature;

Can be used to mean "as such", "sort of" and "just about" but the phrase may not fit into the context of such uses.

"this statement is interesting per se"

"i can go were ever want per se"

by Michael JB March 27, 2004

per-lease

a sarcastic way of saying 'please'.

tom ;my cock's bigger than your's.
james ;per-lease mines 11inch.

by shorty.123 October 19, 2010

per(fectly)(a)sian

It means an Asian individual that is stating they are Persian, for whatever reason.

Kirsten: You are Asian?
Chris: No, I am Persian.
Kirsten: Oh, so you are per(fectly)(a)sian?!?!?!
Chris: -.-

by Kirstenissilly November 16, 2011

per chink

It can mean just about anything, but mostly "yes" or "i agree"

"So Bob, are you going to the dance?"
"Per chink! Why wouldn't i?"

"I hate that chick"
"Per chink! Most people do"

by hill October 29, 2005

Per-Uven

A young man using taekwondo instead of arguing.

Per-Uven kicks the old man

by Simon March 24, 2003