Penis Flytrap

Make your penis hard and put jam or jelly on your stomach.

When a fly lands on your stomach to eat the jam, pull your penis back and let it go so it springs back, smacking into your stomach, and thus killing the fly.

Yes, it is completely wrong in every sense of the word!

There was a fly infestation over at Jones' place.

I saved him some money on an exterminator by giving it the old Penis Flytrap.

I feel sick now!

by Klobersaurus August 15, 2010

Master penis

links ultimate weapon even more powerful then the master sword and that vanquishes all who appose it in one giant cock slap the only other person to touch the master penis is zelda and she uses it for her own self pleasure

link lifted up the master penis and jolted it forward in aw of its size

by father fast fingers February 19, 2017

diet penis

Restricting a penis for one wank a month.

Guy1: Have you wanked off at all this this month?

Guy2: Nah, I'm on that diet penis.

by TheJello November 27, 2017

Arrange them by penis

The desktop icon sorting option that Windows forgot, which would align your icons into the shape of FUK U! <penis>.

"You can't arrange them by penis, I'm sorry."

by thewebsiteisdown July 1, 2008

Penis

A male genital that you wish was longer.

How long is your penis?

by TheDanqShanq May 9, 2019

Penis philosophy

Life, life is like a penis.
Sometimes it's short,
Sometimes it's average,
Sometimes it's long.
It can be very free-flowing.
It can go up, down, left, and right.
And then, women come and make it hard.

Friend: what is life?
Me: life, life is like a penis.
Penis; Penis philosophy

by The AAC December 30, 2015

Guacamole nigga penis

A black man's penis made solely out of guacamole. A phrase often replied to Skai Jackson's tweets.

Skai Jackson:

Person 1: Guacamole
Person 2: nigga
Person 3: penis
Person 4: Incels.
Person 5: Guacamole nigga penis.

by Gappies July 5, 2020