Penaldo is a name given by Messi fans or Ronaldo haters, more specifically people under the age of 14, to tease Cristiano Ronaldo about how many of his goals come from penalties. Don't be fooled though, because over 70% of Messi's World Cup 2022 goals came from penalties, Messi misses more penalties, and Messi missing penalties is the reason why the teams he has played for have not won more titles. Not to mention Ronaldo played as a midfielder during his time at Manchester United in the early days, so he could have potentially racked up 1,000+ goals and 300+ assists.
12 year old: Look, it's Penaldo shooting a penalty again!
His parent: Well, at least Cristiano Ronalgoat has better penalty accuracy than Messi.
His parent: Well, at least Cristiano Ronalgoat has better penalty accuracy than Messi.
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Plays for walai talai FC on habibi league and milking saudi arabian oil per year. He now become known as bottled and finished player who is still relevant in 2023 because of his brainwashed fans in the internet. He now statpads against 7th division club, esport FC that is filled with part time construction worker and ghosting on big games such as riyadh derby. Penalty is his first goal contribution in his new club, while talisca and aboubakar who contributes alot in the pitch, theyre now in the bench due to Penaldo. The rest, he do 5 years old stepover and hunting birds until to this day. His first achievement is birthday cake but we will see in the future on the habibi league. How about his fan?
Theyre still crying after fangirling mbappe aka Penaldo next heir in wc. Now theyre brainwashed fan is going to make shit reasons or uncreative roast of messi and achievement of his career such a Dubai do'r, instagram award etc....
Conclusion: truly one of the most finished and bottled since in juve and united and only able to statpad and penalties against local home town clubs and can't score a real goal
Theyre still crying after fangirling mbappe aka Penaldo next heir in wc. Now theyre brainwashed fan is going to make shit reasons or uncreative roast of messi and achievement of his career such a Dubai do'r, instagram award etc....
Conclusion: truly one of the most finished and bottled since in juve and united and only able to statpad and penalties against local home town clubs and can't score a real goal
Harold "yo dude, ronaldo has been taking a lot of goals since in habibi league, and most of them are penalties."
Danny "Harold, Penaldo statpads against construction workers in the middle of desert."
Danny "Harold, Penaldo statpads against construction workers in the middle of desert."
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