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Nothing is true, Everything is permitted

The dictum of the Order of the Assassins, as heard in Assassins Creed 1 and 2. First spoken by Altair’s master Al Mualim, “Nothing is True” exhibits the cynicism that the Assassins carry towards religion and fantasy, while “Everything is Permitted” represents their dedication the Order and the brutality of their work.

The Assassins in Ubisoft’s AC are based off of a real group active during the Crusades, called the Hashshashins, from which the word “Assassin” is derived.
Altair: Nothing is true, Everything is permitted.

Al Mualim: Oh Yesh. *fistbump
by Al Muslimio January 23, 2011
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Permit driver

A driver that just receives his or her permit and makes sloppy mistakes. Also, going 10-15 mph in a 55 is common.
What the hell? That guy's driving on the wrong side of the road. Must be a permit driver.
by BlackSabbath1982 August 14, 2009
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permiscuous

A word that people thinks means sleeping around a lot but is actually spelled promiscuous, dumbasses.
I don't think anything could be permiscuous because that isn't a word.
by Skip Petty February 11, 2008
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Permit

Dictionary Definition:Short for permission this term describes any document giving the holder authority to do something that would be considered unlawful without the permit.

Urban Dictionary Definition: A piece of paper which would be more useful as toilet paper as Clients fail to read and adhere to conditions contained within.

A document which is an afterrthought for Project Managers but hold great importance once remembered. More powerful than King Arthurs Sword, more useless than used toilet paper.
This permit is 'feckin useless'. I'd be better off wiping my arse with it than trying to work with it.
by B0m8A May 12, 2019
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peinis

I will give you love with my peinis
by swager666 November 10, 2017
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Priming

Priming is a school or summer camp prank. It consists of numerous individuals in voice-changer Optimus prime toy helmets(hence the name), (balaclavas and ski masks are used when there are not enough helmets available) and boxers entering a cabin in the middle of the night, turning the lights on, spraying the inhabitants and cranking the cabin heat to the maximum while reciting lines from Transformers, the Michael Bay movie. This is usually a filmed event.
Hey man, have you heard? Our neighbours went priming at 3am last night, and now everyone is soaked wet.
by teh Russian man September 30, 2011
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permille

Also, permil, per mil, per mille, promille
1) per (every) thousand (Latin)
2) one thousandth

3) the fraction 1/1000

4) the decimal 0.001

5) the symbol ‰
Baseball batting averages are written as a permille.
Legal limits blood alcohol content for driving a road vehicle in some countries are 0.5‰ or 0.2‰.
by Nutralizr October 27, 2011
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