pasta:salad ratio

An euphemism for the act of intercourse whereby climax for both parties occurs at the same time. Thus ensuring an even pasta:salad ratio.

Lionel: how's your pasta:salad ratio?
Dave: no good mate, she keeps finishing first.

by Welshyyy April 11, 2016

Pasta Fetish

A Pasta Fetish is when a man is sexually attracted to all sights, aromas, or mentions of or about Pasta. This is a very erotic fetish without involving Sex. The fetish is mostly given to men who stick their (sorry for my language but) Ding Dong,inside pasta sauce like Marinara, Alfredo, and Ragu.

Oh, i heard john had one of those silly Pasta Fetishes

by PastaMan69420 June 16, 2019

[HALF PAST FUCK]

HALF PAST FUCK is a colourful and expletive measurement of time or hour, most commonly indicating that the time in question is inconvenient or unreasonable to the party making use of the term.

"I had to get up for work at half past fuck this morning to make it to the new job site by 6.30am"

"I really can't be bothered going out tonight boys....I have a massive day on tomorrow and if I go out clubbing I will wind up drinking way too much and I won't get home until half past fuck either...too hard..."

"I got a call at bloody half past fuck last night from some offshore call centre."

by K9Guy October 6, 2009

Pasta In A Bag

The action of tickling a sexual partner's anus with one's hair to bring about sexual arousal

"Hey, do you know if Kelly is into buttstuff?"
"Yeah, she's into pasta in a bag"

by Small Potato July 6, 2014

Past wife experience

Higher level of appreciation for your current lover from the past experience

Tony truly is the mythical Italian lover often mistaken by hippies as experienced by LSD permanently open It wasn’t acid he dropped it was moving on from his past wife experience and her ambulance front that would have been his hearse

Note to self if you’re driving a hearse and it’s on fire get out it’s an unfavorable pragmatic indicator

by Tonythetiler December 11, 2017

past

A time that sucked but doesn't seem so bad compared to the present.

The past wasn't that bad.

by Cblokzyl May 7, 2008

that's a nice pasta

Used to describe pleasing news or as words of affirmation. Sometimes shortened to 'nice pasta' for casual use.

Friend: My grandmother decided to keep me in the will!
Me: Now that's a nice pasta, man!

by cnyh_8 August 24, 2020