atrophy patient

What an in home caregiver has when they keep a patient in a state of atrophy for job security. They do as little as possible for their patient so the patient does not improve to a point of not needing care.
My atrophy patient is not asking for any in home exercises so I’m not going to suggest anything so I can sit and watch tv for most of my shift. It’s easy money.
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Patient

A person you would usually see in a hospital or a doctors office
Or is a person who can wait for a long time

And for you nerds out there, “Patient” is a scrapped remix composed by Toby Fox for the song “Doctor” from Homestuck. It later then got remixed into Another Medium for Undertale, which is what Toby is most well known for
Guy 1: Wow, that guy must be really patient
Guy 2: Yeah, he’s been sitting in the doctors office for 5 hours now!
by SJPrower August 24, 2022
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stimulated patient

Stimulated patient is an actual profession, where the person who has this as his career acts like a sick person so that medical students can practice their medical bedside manners on him
" what do you do for living?"

"I'm a part time stimulated patient "
by Lazordy February 15, 2021
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patient patent

A hand and wrist restraint for a patient comprising of a glove having an inboard end and an outboard and a central extent positionable over the palm and back is an example of a patient patent.
by Hercolena Oliver May 28, 2010
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patient hoarding

Keeping patients coming back for as long as you can, for the rest of their lives if at all possible. The goal is to keep a steady stream of patients coming in, by keeping as many patients on your list as possible, so as to maximize your weekly income. You don't want to completely cure them, or they might decide they don't need you anymore. You just need to make them feel like they're making progress, slowly but surely.

Psychiatrists and therapists are especially notorious for this. They will often make you feel that your condition is incurable, although treatable. Of course, some people, including those with chemical imbalances, may need a lifelong course of treatment. But some others, who may just be going through a difficult time in their lives, may not.

Some doctors do want to see their patients get cured and move on, if possible. But some (the patient hoarders) want to keep as many patients coming back as possible, for as long as possible.
As long as this doctor continues her practice of patient hoarding, you will have to make appointments well in advance because she will be booked solid for weeks, or even months, at a time.
by TheSageOne April 14, 2017
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chemo patient

While performing anal sex, you shave all of the hair off your partners head, ejaculate all over it and make them eat it.
If my girlfiends hair would ever grow back I'd give her another chemo patient.
by Zane and David May 02, 2008
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The Patient Soul

Otherwise known as Exxistq, this soul is found in the depths of the void, and it prefers to be undisturbed.

When disturbed it will violently rip you apart limb from limb making you scream out in terror as it will hypnotize you into having died over and over again..
Do be careful young Traveler, The Patient Soul Lingers in the void.
by Hayabusa5239 January 01, 2024
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