Posturepedic polka

Having sex, the horizontal mambo.

They did the Posturepedic Polka after the movie was over.

by Newbie chick. February 4, 2023

Posturepedic Polka

Having sex.

They were doing the Posturepedic polka for the 3rd time tonight.

by Newbie chick. March 12, 2023

Pasturbate

Verb: When a navy recruit/officer really horny while flying a helicopter, crash-lands in Vietnam, gets intoxicated on alcohol, masturbates, and passes out in a Taco Bell restroom.

I crash landed in Vietnam and proceeded to pasturbate.

by Ben’s alt persona’s GF December 12, 2023

eye posture

–noun
1. the relative disposition of the parts of the eye.
2. an affected or unnatural attitude revealed only through the eyes: He struck a dramatic eye posture.
3. a mental or spiritual attitude

He struck a dramatic eye posture.

by Ian Scottt Anderson May 13, 2010

Hookah posture

Someone who has great posture while smoking a hookah.

Damn.....check out that girls hookah posture. She's bad ass

by Marleigh417 December 9, 2011

pussy posture

(1)Really gay and flamboyant

(2)Sam Smith

That guy is literally pussy posture

He is so pussy posture

by SimplyAOfficial September 29, 2020

Heart posture

Something Starbucks loving, Uggs wearing, Live Laugh Love sign sharing women say when they adjust their feelings to fit a situation that wasn't what they wanted or expected. The opposite of realizing life is full of ups and downs and all you can do sometimes is just deal with it.

This Thanksgiving didn't turn out quite like she wanted but she adjusted her heart posture and went along with it like a good conservative woman would.

by Chaosoftime10 November 27, 2021