pastaholic

One addicted to pasta. Obsessed with carbs. Wants to eat pasta all day, every day.

Menu for the week of a Pastaholic:
Monday - Pasta with red sauce
Tuesday - Pasta with vodka sauce
Wednesday - Pasta with just vodka
Thursday - Pasta with butter and cheese
Friday - Pasta with chicken
Saturday - Pasta with shrimp
Sunday - Pasta with red sauce...

by chefstef March 2, 2014

Pastafarian

A pastafarian is a person dedicated to The Flying Spaghetti Monster and His Noodly Appendages. Ramen

Pastafarians are great.

by amouna2 May 6, 2019

Parscale

I submit that the unit of measurement for the disparity between EXPECTED turnout and ACTUAL turnout be called a "parscale."

Ex.: "The turnout disparity at Trump's Tulsa rally was 794,000 parscales."

by Tenacious ME June 21, 2020

Hand-pasta

Unsauced pasta, eaten for convenience with the hands, either before or after a drinking session.

Dmitri: Is there any hand-pasta left, I'm starving.
Tony: Yeah, it's over there in the strainer.

by Percy Flage February 3, 2013

Red Pasta Party

When you have sex with an Italian girl, that happens to be on her period.

“I almost had sex with Theresa last night but once she took the tampon out it was a real Red Pasta Party”

by cousinvinnie1963 July 13, 2020

mother's pasta

when something is so good that it brings you back to your childhood

The pirate booty was almost as good as mother's pasta.

Marly's dance was like mother's pasta.

by toastwhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa April 29, 2019

Pot o pasta

A clinically insane man who is obsessed with a 5ft 6 Bristol tic tac head Callums Coer. He makes YTPs and other forms of eye rape.His editing skills are above average mostly because that all he does and Calum featured him in a meme review because his sick and perverted ideologies elicited the biggest reactions from him

yrr know dat bellend pot o pasta he fookin muted me ima make a disstrack on em

by Big C bricky boy January 8, 2020