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johnny parsons

the best person i know, hes funny, smart in a way I understand and has the best smile. he could never do wrong in my eyes. plus he gives the best hugs, he is kind and cares even when he doesn't have to. i hope one day I have the courage to tell him I wrote this because I care to much about him or maybe no enough but ill never know which.
1 look thats johnny parsons

2 oh really

1 yea he's got someone who really cares about him
by thepotatohoe March 29, 2023
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forbes parsons

A miserable cockeyed cunt who cheats on his wife and smuggled in moonshine
"That Forbes parsons feller is a cunt"
by Xxhervxx April 21, 2015
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Parson

Parson is sooooooo cute and funny and if you ever meet a parson he probably has a huge cock aswell
dude parson is so amazing
by BigBoyParson September 24, 2021
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Noa parsons

She is the biggest bitch there is and everyone who doesn’t even know het hates her...
OMG that Noa parsons ewww
by Sam poes May 31, 2020
mugGet the Noa parsonsmug.

Mr Parsons

Sarum Academys new no nonsense bald man who will always patrol the academys grounds to check that all the students are in lesson. he got hired in summer 2023 by jennifer moore and since then he has been a dick to all the pupils that attend sarum. he is a media teacher and most of the pupils in the class have given up and they decide to play games.
by big fat tubby December 15, 2023
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Lewis parsons

A despicable creature who calls himself a man. An alcoholic maniac who likes to hit women. A poor excuse for a man who should be avoided at all cost. Sewer rats are better company.
Lewis parsons beat the crap out of me
A sewer rat also known as lewis Parsons
by Jellytotforever June 18, 2019
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maddie parsons

maddie parsons, great gal! absolute gyatt and can get this for free on gob. definitely sole mates with dom dileonardi and should def snap him back more bc he is feening. never thought i would say this but i have never wanted to be ben murphy so bad in my life after that spin the bottle incident. maddie parsons is truly a gem, some say a diamond in the rough!
by parker_hennessy March 15, 2023
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