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Balloon Boy Paradox

To be given a balloon for whatever occasion and forced to carry it around all day during school, work, etc... granting you unwanted attention.

This definition is in reference to the balloon boy incident that occurred 10/15/09.
Asshole #1: Happy birthday, take this balloon!
Asshole #2: Thanks alot asshole... guess I can hold on to it for the rest of the day haha....
Asshole #1: Bitch, It's your birthday.
Asshole #2 Ugh.....I'm stuck in the motherfucking Balloon Boy Paradox now.
by electromagneticpropertiesatoms October 22, 2009
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Robert's Mastery Paradox

When your skill and talent are seemingly useless due to a series of unfortunate events, thus restricting you from winning or progressing.
Robert's friend was banned in CS:GO (a videogame) and the game demoted Robert to a lower division. Robert now struggles in the lower division due to an unlucky number of terrible teammates, and his skill is unrecognized. Robert's mastery paradox is haunting Robert, for fear that promotion to his true rank will take longer than expected, or worse, may never happen.
by SithLordTrevor November 27, 2019
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dali paradox

In temporal mechanics,the Dali paradox is a temporal fissure which slows the passage of time to a gradual halt. It is also known as the "melting clock effect." (VOY: "Relativity")
This paradox was apparently named after Salvador Dali's famous painting "Persistence of Memory".
the Dali paradox is a temporal fissure which slows the passage of time to a gradual halt also known as The melting clock affect
by David Johnston January 7, 2007
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Bloody Paradox

A group/brand created by Musical Artist, Lil Reaper.
• Bloody Paradox started off as a local group in the city of Simi Valley, California.
• Bloody Paradox has group members from different parts of the United States.
• Bloody Paradox IS definitely associated with music.
• The whole Bloody Paradox group WILL have many different projects for music, videos, podcasts, live streams, etc.
you: “Bro, Lil Reaper just announced that there is new Bloody Paradox merchandise dropping this year!”

friend: “damn bro, i’m definitely gonna cop that new Bloody Paradox merch!”

you: “BRO, YOUR MOM JUST TEXTED ME AND SAID THAT SHE’S GONNA COP SOME OF THAT NEW BLOODY PARADOX MERCH TOO!”

friend: “YOOOOOO!!!! MY MOM IS GONNA BE PIMPIN!”

you: “HELL YEAH BRO, SHE’LL BE STRAIGHT PIMPIN!”

friend: “THAT NEW MERCH IS GONNA BE DOPE AS HELL!”
by Bloody Paradox March 25, 2021
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The COD Paradox

When change is asked for an element and then the element is changed too much, so the individuals who originally requested change are now complaining and want to go back.
When Black Ops 2 came out people wanted something different, when Advanced Warfare came out, people wanted to go back, classic example of The Cod Paradox...
by ANASPAN March 26, 2017
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The Ms. Plato Paradox

The Ms. Plato paradox is whenever you have a teacher who gives you a bunch of work, decides BEFOREHAND not to grade any of it, but complains to her students and teacher friends about having a bunch of work to grade.
Dude our english teacher just gave us a bunch of assignments that aren't for a grade, but she's complaining about having a bunch of work to grade, i think she's stuck in the Ms. Plato Paradox.
by imdeadbro January 20, 2022
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The DaBaby Paradox

The DaBaby Paradox states that everyone in the world (at some point in their first few seconds of life) was the youngest person on the planet. Thus, you, being the youngest person on Earth, were once DaBaby.
Friend: I feel so useless, unnoticed, and depressed :(
You: No you aren't! Have you heard the of the DaBaby Paradox?
Friend: No, what even is-
You: The DaBaby Paradox states that everyone in the world (at some point in their first few seconds of life) was the youngest person on the planet. Thus, you, being the youngest person on Earth, were once DaBaby.

Friend: :O LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO
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