Parcel face

Parcel face is like a poker face, it is the face you must hold when youve opened your much anticipated parcel only to find a pair of socks, not even sports socks but socks that have captain america on the side, basically u wanna kill the mutha fukka who gave you them but YULE say oh great i wanted those and smile!!!

oh gr8 captain america socks how uber wonderfull.(while using your parcel face)

die!!!

by novey December 24, 2009

bill parcells

Most arrogant douchebag in the NFL. Whoa, hold on, that would be Jerry Jones. Whoa, hold the phone, I meant Terrell Owens. Hey wait a minute! They are all together - The AssHoley Trinity.

Belichek doesn't like his assistant leaving to coach another team. Who does he think he is, Bill Parcells?

by Jersey Guy December 9, 2008

Posting a Parcel

Filling a parcel with excrement and posting it through the door of a house (commonly done after midnight).

'I was Posting a Parcel last night, very messy.'

by Bill Carr February 14, 2007

Placelessness

place-less-ness

1 : The embodiment of being out of place

2 : Lacking a fixed location or anchor, resulting in being forever lost...

1 : This looks so ugly, it's placelessness is absolute.

2 : I feel placelessness now because my heart is in...

3 : Your face is abundant with placelessness.

by Chinamanvstheworld April 26, 2014

pasceleration

The act of accelerating after someone passes you in a vehicle.

Driving on the freeway I witnessed a lot of pasceleration as I drove past slower drivers.

by KeepRight May 22, 2014

Pacellajake

A MOTHERFUCKING WHORE WHO DATES GIRLS AND FUCKS THEM AND BREAKS UP WITH THEM AND IS A PERVERT WHO DATES YOUNGER GIRLS FIR FUN AND SPENDS 800 MILLION DOLLARS ON CONDOMS A FUCKING WEEK

Pacellajake just fucked me and broke up with me...

by Pacellajake March 17, 2019

Pallelo

To get your asshole creampied by sam

Josh got a pallelo

by Pallelo pallelo March 11, 2021