novey's definitions

tylex

a codeine based painkiller that is available on prescription, contains 500mg paracetomol 30mg codeine, they make you feel super groovy for a couple of hours, also they are addictive i take 4 at a time and i spend all day fucked out my mind, they also constipate me so i take like 1 shit a week then after about a month of that your belly gets swolen and ur arse will eventually collapse completely. they really are a fun recreational drug.

i took 2 tylex this morning on an empty stomach so i could get totaly fucked up.

aw my arse has just collapsed ive benn popping tylex like jelly beans for a month.

im a junkie i take tylex

by novey September 14, 2009

Parcel face

Parcel face is like a poker face, it is the face you must hold when youve opened your much anticipated parcel only to find a pair of socks, not even sports socks but socks that have captain america on the side, basically u wanna kill the mutha fukka who gave you them but YULE say oh great i wanted those and smile!!!

oh gr8 captain america socks how uber wonderfull.(while using your parcel face)

die!!!

by novey December 24, 2009