Painted Lady

Perjorative description of an effeminate male with an excessive number of compensative macho tattoos.

(Nautical in origin)

"Jeez mate, you seen all the tats on the new guy who joined our ship yesterday?"

"Yeah, but he couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding. Painted Lady if ever I saw one!"

by Dgaf72 January 25, 2020

Painted

To be extremely high on Marijuana

being painted is the art of being so high that your own house feels like a movie seen

“Dude I’m fucking painted”

“Last night I was so painted”

“You look painted as fuck Hoss”

by TheVeryPeculiarManInTheHouse February 23, 2019

painted gezabelle

a baller that happened to get jewed into getting shot out, or sacrificed himself to bunker the mofo in the snake

Mark Mingle is very rarely a painted gezabelle

by Big Ballah March 15, 2005

Painted Bathroom

Spending way to much money to a girl in an effort to get her to paint her bathroom in the most nonsexual manor.

I was at the bar and bought this chick 5 drinks and subbed to her but she still won't do a painted bathroom.

by xdtr infinityx November 19, 2018

Painted

When a man ejaculates onto his partner, and uses his finger(s) to make a drawing out of his spunk.

Last night I painted a flower on her back with my seed.

by TuggMeGood August 26, 2019

painted my squirrel

To identify problems, issues, and challenges in your life or business.

I painted my squirrel, got my shit in order and grew my revenue by 20 percent.

by Mainemom February 4, 2020

-Painted-

Some idiot on the internet who posts cringe memes and has no life and plays anime games

lol -Painted- is cringe

by PaintedGX October 27, 2020