by ng11 June 10, 2009

When you Shove your dick in a girls ass and pull out some shit on your dick. Then you Draw pictures with her feces on her.
by JonnyJon October 30, 2008

A fan of a sports team who blindly supports them no matter what boneheaded moves the team makes. A face painter will call fans who criticize bad moves “fake fans” and “bandwagoners.” These are the fans who show up to games with their faces painted with team colors for every game, no matter the state of the dumpster fire.
Matt-“Cant believe Nate Stanley slipped past round 1”
Brandon-“Dude, he is ass. You are such a face painter.”
Brandon-“Dude, he is ass. You are such a face painter.”
by Mousebagg1 February 25, 2021

A potato painter is a residential or commercial painter without experience. They are a danger to themselves, and those around them. Their business’s are based on lies. Potato painters are typically self taught, and didn’t serve as an apprentice prior to starting a business.
by Residentialzombe1 December 3, 2019

by Ticklemybutthole August 12, 2016

by geminimonkey March 27, 2011
