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Paedo Speedos

The garment infamous paedophile Rolf Harris wore when promoting the “Teach Them To Swim” campaign in the 1970s. While he was more likely cruising for vulnerable young victims at the local pool.
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, there’s Rolf in his paedo speedos. At it again. Eeew!
by Bright Soul October 6, 2023
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pedocycler

A pedophile who rides around on a bicycle near elementary and high schools and stares at young children.
Here comes a pedocycler, hide the children!!!

Fuck look at that dirty pedocycler biking around looking for kids.
by Max Flow April 18, 2008
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Paedos in Speedos

Name given to French holiday makers in the Ardeche region of Southern France. Recognisable by their tight fitting pants and one leg on a rock stance
'Jesus Mildrid, sale the kids out to that rock. There's a pride of Paedos in Speedos over there'.
by Franc Le Poeff December 9, 2008
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Paddock Lake

A small town in southeastern kenosha county that has nothing to do. Also considered hickville
Man why are we going to paddock lake?
by Reaper89 August 10, 2008
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Paedophile Popsickle

Painting your cock to look like a lollipop to little kids
A paedophile popsickle is when a paedophile paints his erect cock to look like a lollipop. He then hides behind something, with his cock in view. Little kids will think it's a lollipop, and give a good lick. This will pleasure the paedophile!
by tomafishaful November 12, 2011
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paddock laugh

every now and then you come out with a spectacular laugh. spectacular meaning really loud and often snorty. this is the sort of laugh that other people should not be exposed to and so should only be done in the middle of a paddock.
*paddock laughter*

yeah, i'm crappy at examples....so what?
by wild_stylee May 19, 2005
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Pedoconvention

A once a year celebration in which pedophiles get together without being judged by the public. They usually share stories and just have a good time.
Fred: Hey Bill are you going to the pedoconvention.

Bill: Get away from me!
by TheNinjaBreadMan November 11, 2009
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