Proud Parrot

The act of a homeless person within Central Park flashing you unexpectedly but with great passion

"hey i'm gonna call you back i just got proud parroted and i need to throw up in the bush now."

by whatwolves September 4, 2013

Proud-shamed

When you're very proud of a joke, but then realize you should be ashamed. A fusion of pride and shame. usually the reaction to a horrible joke involving: genders, feminism, obesity or problems in the world

One person: "I don't know if I should be proud of that or ashamed that I thought of that"
Another person: "You should be very proud-shamed, buddy."

by DazzTheCornerKid December 6, 2016

Proud Losers Gun Fu Fights

Basically, The Definition of a Proud Loser and an Average White people from the Suburbs going like Monkeys throwing with your own feces but instead of Poop is bullets from their Assault Weapons that works like a BB gun and water gun! Raising “Trump 2020” Flags and often use the hashtag stop the steal on Twitter and Facebook! These people love racist Gatherings and is 100% why Pizza Hut went fucked that 1 year. They are also known to eat Fatburger while sipping their straws with Coke filled with Extra Lard. Either that, or eating at a subway adding some cocaine in the sandwiches to be more monkey-like while watching Teletubbies on their smartphones or whatnot!

In December 2020, America has witness a bunch Monkeys from Rural Towns because of Donald Trump’s Defeat. These horny Bastards are scared of Democracy in the USA. So, They did what Poor Rednecks did. They started a Revolution known as “Proud Losers Gun Fu Fights” Imagine Bum Fights but way worse. Instead of Homeless people getting beat up it’s the Black Churches and Communities. They gave the Police the Middle finger and yell “We suck Trump’s orange dick for 2020!” While getting shot by the Police for ignoring their Warning about Looting in a typical Urban setting. They are scared Smoke Bombs, Wookie from Jersey Shore, and a Hershey’s Chocolate Bar because they think differently about that brand compared to other brands of Chocolate. They also are hypocrites and love KFC! The stupidest group of motherfuckers in planet earth. These animals can’t tell the difference between Hawaii and Kenya Apart! They make Special ED Students look like Geniuses, because these Proud Losers are dumber than a sweet Potato!

by Arika Cho cho Butterface December 13, 2020

Proud Mary

A popular song that has been covered too many times to count. The Creedence Clearwater Revival version is the most popular one.

Left a good job in the city
Working for the man every night and day
But I never lost a minute of sleepin'

Worryin' 'bout the way things might've been

Big wheel keeps on turning
Proud Mary keeps on burning

Rollin', Rollin', Rollin' on the river

by Ubeenbamboozledson October 7, 2021

Proud Stoner

A person most peole define as a Pot Head but Proud Stoners can function and could stop smoking pot but choose not to.!

Alice: Brittany your such a Pot Head you loser.!
Me: No Alice I'm not a Pot Head I'm a Proud Stoner. Ok? Get it right Bitch!

:)

by Proud.Stoner.Bates! December 25, 2011

[Proud Position]

A same position you do all the time without knowing. Your signature posture.

My cat does this same position all the time. She puts her front paws underneath her chest and then goes to sleep. She looks like she looks proud and confident. Doggy style position may be your favorite position and you feel proud! "I'm in my proud position in bed!"

by GoGo Kitty January 16, 2009

Proud Boys

An fraternity of men that freely and actively promote and carry out public beatings of whiney pussy beta communists and then proceed to give them weggies afterwards.

Dude, those Proud Boys totally wrecked that Antifa bitch.

by Jozefu87 December 23, 2021