at the lowest point of my life rn

a comment on a video called "Sleepover With Your Dominant Girl Best Friend ASMR Sleep Help/Teasing/Pinned Down/Soft Spoken" with over 11k+ likes at the time i'm writing this. became viral after some shitpost pages recognized the comment and turned it into a meme.

At the lowest point of my life rn

Update: it got lower

by deathseeq August 25, 2023

the four points

When having sex with a person with a colostomy or ileostomy bag. Additionally the three “natural” holes must be filled. These include oral, anal, and vaginal. So hitting “the four points” would be oral, anal, vaginal and ostomy (either colostomy or ileostomy).

Dude last night. I was with a girl and hit the four points!

by The Doctor of NY November 5, 2020

The Disney Point

Cast Members must point using two fingers or their whole hand, as its rude to point with one finger. When pointing with one finger a guest may think that the Cast Member is pointing at him/her.

When giving directions to a show or attraction the Cast Member will use The Disney Point.

by DCM2007 December 10, 2008

till points

Slang for cash or money. (till being synonymous to cash register)

I went to the store to get a case of beer but I was low on till points so I had to settle for a six pack.

My friends didn't want to sponsor my till pointless ass, so I got left out of the mission.

by Brf June 19, 2006

Garthy Point

A point that is awarded for cockish one-up-manship, named for an infamous bullshitter.

Paul: I just saw a snail in the garden!

Jake: Well I saw a pigeon, three foxes, a dog and Father Christmas in the garden, and Santa had his dick out!

Paul: Fuck off Paul, have a Garthy point!

by Sue de-Nym June 7, 2014

ball point pen ass

After pooping no matter how many times you wipe your anus, there is a brown smear on the toilet paper. Over and over and over.......

Dude, I just went through two rolls of toilet paper 'cause I have ball point pen ass.....

by Kamikariad March 31, 2015

point man

Ordinarily a military term, but recently having found its way into everyday jargon, a point man is member of an operation who leads at the front of the group. Generally this causes them to be the first person exposed to threat or danger.

The act of being a point man is to "be on point," "take point," or "walk point."

I'll be your point man since you're not familiar with the area. Make sure you watch my back.

by Tatsumatic April 3, 2011