A female will lay on her back and elevate her rectum skyward. Meanwhile, a friend will assist her by holding open the first lady's sphincter and providing support to maintain the elevated position. A third person will then pour the regular ingredients of a pancake, one at a time, into the first lady's rectum; pancake mix, oil, and eggs, and milk (note: please refer to pancake mix box for clarification, and crack eggs FIRST, but do not include shells; unless you are totally fucked up). The mixture is then shaken inside her by the second and third parties, and then poured onto an appropriately preheated electric griddle. Add syrup and enjoy.
by nightassmonkey October 11, 2009
by Larsson Peters May 26, 2020
When a guy has some food trapped in his beard and someone else (guy or gal) fishes it out with their tongue.
Jerry finished the last of the cheese bombs, but fortunately some of the sauce got caught in his beard and I got a taste, Portuguese Lick style.
by 7ftPhil November 19, 2019
When a guy and a small child looking man go into the bathroom of a KFC together. The tall man ingests 200 grams of cocaine and then has the small man rub his balls on his stomach. After 30 seconds of this, the tall man will proceed to ejaculate 200 grams of dry cocaine all over the KFC walls therefore creating the Portuguese Blizzard.
by Shower_Shiter_Duo January 27, 2023
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by Buzzlightyear18 July 23, 2019
The act of punching a hole in a drywall and having sexual intercourse with your partner through the hole in the drywall... while pooping.
"Hey why is there a hole in your drywall?"
"Oh, Gloria and I were just doing a Portuguese drywall the other day."
"Oh, Gloria and I were just doing a Portuguese drywall the other day."
by analbutt69 December 02, 2011