porkchoppin'

When a male slowly creates a sexual relationship with any given woman. Taking a little piece at a time.

That guy is abstinent, but he says he's just porkchoppin' that hoe.

by Ano Nymous June 22, 2008

dirty porkchop

when two guys get together an slap there small cocks on a pork chop and then perform anal sex while eating the precum glazed porkchop

tim hey do you want to have anal sex?
booger yah man. lets do a dirty porkchop

by tom jones 3 December 10, 2012

porkchop

swallowing cum when giving a blow job (since cum has the same amount of protein as a pork chop)

Friend 1: "Are you hungry?"

Friend 2: "Naw, I got a porkchop from Billy earlier."

by sarafinn October 1, 2008

breaded porkchop

a man with a hairy chest and back.

He took his shirt off by the pool and I realized he was a breaded porkchop.

by Katie Pecker March 13, 2008

porkchop sandwich

Euphemism for a sexual act involving a male is serviced by two women of different race by the act of thrusting his penis between the left and right facial cheeks of the women as they are on their knees "cheek to cheek."

Also a popular phrase uttered in a G. I. Joe Public Service Announcement.

Last night, I met a japenese chick and her mexican friend and I totally got a porkchop sandwich!

by R. Ramalama ding dong January 14, 2008

porkchop

Verb: To make a mistake, to mess up big time.
Noun: A mistake. A useless person. An absolute horror or a human being. An hideous object.

Noun: Lewis commited a right porkchop.

Verb: I've really porkchopped it this time.

by BarnsleyChop March 10, 2007

pork chops

A term that defines the size of one's big lips

Them pork chop lips look like they can do some damage!

You need some chapstick on them pork chops!

by The Orange Phoenix January 13, 2008