you take boring poops

An insult meant to insinuate that the recipient is without adequate technological devices to game or stay connected to the internet during a bowel movement

Person 1: "Bah, I bet you take boring poops"

Person 2: "What? My poops be off the hook, I am talking on google chat and listening to Pandora"

by greigh_river February 10, 2010

poops and ladders

When a guy is giving it a girl in her poop chute while getting it in his poop chute from another guy

On a starry night we found a girl and decided it would be a great idea to play poops and ladders.

by sloan_daddy February 10, 2012

Poops Position

Crossing your legs while standing up to force unwanted poops back into your rectum. If you had to take a shit but couldn't, or just didn't want to, this would provide a temporary solution... most likely to the extreme detriment of your internal organs.

I had to take a horacious dump when I was in the mall but the bathroom looked quite shady so I assumed the poops position. I was a temporary fix but I've been shitting blood for a week.

by Danny the Manny 1 December 30, 2011

Poops

an ever changing word. It can mean many things. Poops referring to a girl is not necessarily to have a form of sex with. To poops a girl can mean different things in and of itself. It can mean that the girl is cute, that you did do something with them, that you would do something with them, etc. Someone’s poops is someone that they’re dating or hooking up with. To poops somewhere is to go somewhere. To say “yo poops” or any variation of it is a greeting to a fellow poopser.

Then poops has other words derived off of it.

"Would you poops?"
"What up poops"
"Poops out."
"I poopsed it."
"Lets poops to class."

by MisterPoops January 19, 2009

Poops

referring to a friend with a joking manner

Hey, Poops, let's go get some chocolate milk.

by weir d ivide November 8, 2003

Shooting Poops

The process of violently and eruptively forcing poop out of your butthole.

Kassandra: Hey Ray! You comin' to the rave with us?
Ray: Yea, but first let me shoot some poops.
Kassandra: Okie dokie!
Kenna: Where's Ray?
Kassandra: Oh. He's shooting poops.
Kenna: Cool.

by Bella-Chan<3 January 21, 2009

Mr. Rabbit Poops

When human excrement leaves the bowel in tiny, pebble like pieces of shit.

Little Benny used the potty for the first time, and made Mr. Rabbit Poops.

by Martin Goya April 7, 2006