Reverse Poacher's Coat

An extremely deviant, debauched, illegal and animal-unfriendly act of human/beast fusion which requires a poacher's patience or alternatively a midnight visitation to a petting zoo for immediate faunal supplies. Then it's off to the local brothel at two in the morning for re-insertion of said animalia back into the wild undergrowths of the jungle regions of Clunge National Park.

Monty: I say, old chap, what were you up to last night?

Winston: I spent the evening at Fat Sally's House Of Dubiosity where I attempted a Reverse Poacher's Coat.

Monty: Top hole, Sir. And what did you manage to get, pray tell?

Winston: Three years, sex offenders register and a lifetime subscription to the NSPCA newsletter.

by ManoDestra September 9, 2011

Put Me in Poached Burger

A burger that comes with a poached egg

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Put Me in Poached Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

poach

To steal another man's girl.

Don poached my girl, so now they're going out and I'm single.

by A-nizzle May 30, 2004

Joke Poach

When you tell a joke to someone and then that person tells another person the same joke you just told them. The less time between the first telling of the joke and the second the worse it is.

Merrick- why did the turkey cross the road?
Wyatt- I don't know
Merrick- To prove he wasn't chicken!
Wyatt- HAHAHAHAHAHA
(Ethan Enters)
Wyatt- why did the turkey cross the road?
(Wyatt is a joke poacher)

by merrick d October 4, 2008

poach

Where, within a commission sales environment, a commission sales person steps into a sale OR takes the sale from a non-commission paid employee, thus recieving all commission credit from the sale.

"Will Doo, i'm poaching the deal on that fuck'n big screen you assclown! Oh, by the way, what's your sister doing this weekend?"

by Will Doo February 15, 2006

Post Poacher

A newsgroup / forum user who waits until someone else has answered someone's question, and then posts the same answer, slightly reworded, in order to try and get some credit (and an MVP nomination)

OP: Can someone help? How do I access ServerA from ServerB using ProgramA?
- User1: Just add a permission entry for ServerA in ProgramA
(30 minutes later)
- Post Poacher: All you need to do is edit ProgramA's permission settings to allow ServerA
- User1: Good work Einstein. How about coming up with your own thoughts for once?

by Crundy January 17, 2008

poaching

Hiking off trail to ski "illegal" or forbidden terrain, or just skiing on closed trails.

"Lets go poach that ledge"
"I got busted poaching so they suspended my season pass."

by LineProfit February 28, 2008