Anal Pledge

When you’re sitting bare assed on a wooden piano bench. Your Druncle scratches and sniffs the spot you were sitting in.

My dirty old scumbag Druncle just anal pledged my seat.

by Sweats11537 December 23, 2017

fraternity pledge

A promise set between a group of people sharing a common interest.

Me and my friends made a fraternity pledge, and to this day, we still haven’t broken it.

by lululemonsssss September 12, 2019

Lemon Pledge

Something which is lacking in things that are lame, crap, poor or weak, and would be less so if more of it was applied.

"This sandwich needs more lemon pledge"

"Our team could have won, they just needed a bit more lemon pledge"

"You might be able to get a girlfriend, you had more lemon pledge"

"We need more lemon pledge"

by munkeemanometal September 6, 2012

Lemon Pledge

A person who constantly cleans off counter tops with any form of anti-bacterial solution for the purpose of killing boredom as well as germs and infestation.

Josh "we need more Lemon Pledge" Wray

by DrMeathammer January 28, 2010

Penis Pledge

The act of putting down your penis as an ultimatum. Often occurs in situations of vulnerability or frustration. Sometimes includes one exclaiming that he will sacrafice his sexual organs for the cause.

"balls dude!!! i cant get this chick to go out with me!!"
-"bro, i think youre gonna have to penis pledge that ish.."
"so let it be, I will chop off my penis if she says no one more time!"
-"that is how its done young padwan.."

by two ween teen October 18, 2011

lemon pledge hoedown

when a person that u dont enjoy to be around gets lemmon pledge on them because u spilled it on him or her.

it can also be used as a prand

if there is a girl walking through a door and u put an open bottle of lemmon pledge on top of the door, it will fall and get all over her.

john: yo did u see steph get a compleate lemon pledge hoedown ?

jim: dag yo it was quite awesome

by yttarc ekaj November 8, 2009

eternal pledge

1. Any brother in a fraternity who is so socially awkward, strange, or shameful that the fraternity unofficially regards them as being not a part of the house.

2. A name one gets called when doing something embarrassing within the Greek system.

Tom- "Where's Sean?"
Kyle- "He went to the theater to see Twilight."
Tom- "With his girlfriend?"
Kyle- "He's single."
Tom- " ...eternal pledge."

by halonistic June 29, 2012