A word that means the same thing as promise, pinky swear, swear on my life, ect. what you tell someone when you want to assert sincerity regarding a promise.
"Do you promise to meet me at the mall at 2 o'clock, Pledge allegiance ok?" "Ok,ok, I pledge allegiance." (or,) "What happened to you? you said you would not leave me alone at the party, but you did! "Did I pledge allegiance?" "Um, no. But..." "But nothing. Did I pledge allegiance?" "No..," "Alrighty then."
by Brittany T April 24, 2008
I pledge allegiance to Breanne
and to the hoes in mini vans
and to the stoners with crazy boners
that make up her loyal clan
and to the nights of 80's film
that don't disappoint or overwhelm
One nation,
under her,
indivisible
through cheer
and entertainment for all
and to the hoes in mini vans
and to the stoners with crazy boners
that make up her loyal clan
and to the nights of 80's film
that don't disappoint or overwhelm
One nation,
under her,
indivisible
through cheer
and entertainment for all
by no air bags we die like men March 25, 2023
i pledge allegiance to the swag mothafuckaaa!
by lovemeizurukanadepleasepleasep January 4, 2021
Daily address read throughout public schools in America every morning. Used to be just fine and dandy until President Eisenhower added 'under God' in 1954 to spite the communists.
Now that 'under God' is a clear violation of the Establishment Clause of the federal Constitution, as defined by the Supreme Court in Engel v. Vitale, people push to remove the words from the Pledge. Others, such as fundamentalist Christians, claim we are a country of God. Whatever. THIS IS NOT A THEOCRACY.
Now that 'under God' is a clear violation of the Establishment Clause of the federal Constitution, as defined by the Supreme Court in Engel v. Vitale, people push to remove the words from the Pledge. Others, such as fundamentalist Christians, claim we are a country of God. Whatever. THIS IS NOT A THEOCRACY.
I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands, one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
by Don't Mess With Texas March 28, 2004
That irritating moment in the morning of every school day when we are forced to worship a peice of cloth in the classroom.
"I pledge allegiance to the cloth hanging in the classroom, and to the brainwashin for which it stands, one nation under canada and above mexico." My pledge of allegiance.
by Glokwerk July 19, 2006
A type of brainwashing invented by the government of the United States and crammed down your throat by schools since preschool. Translated into simpler terms, the pledge means this:
"I promise my complete loyalty to the flag of the United States, and to the government of the United States, which is a country in which everybody believes in and is ruled by 'God' and human rights are honored, with freedom and due process of law for everybody."
Although it promises human rights, there is no evidence of this elsewhere in the country, and half of the people who recite it every day probably do not know what it means. They just say it because they were told to, like good little subordinates.
"I promise my complete loyalty to the flag of the United States, and to the government of the United States, which is a country in which everybody believes in and is ruled by 'God' and human rights are honored, with freedom and due process of law for everybody."
Although it promises human rights, there is no evidence of this elsewhere in the country, and half of the people who recite it every day probably do not know what it means. They just say it because they were told to, like good little subordinates.
Yolanda: "Have you recited the pledge of allegiance today?"
Richard: "No. I do not believe in such foolish brainwashing."
Yolanda: "This is not brainwashing"
Richard: "Uh oh, they have already infected you. Now you must be destroyed."
Richard: "No. I do not believe in such foolish brainwashing."
Yolanda: "This is not brainwashing"
Richard: "Uh oh, they have already infected you. Now you must be destroyed."
by Jason Q. Dedrickston December 16, 2004
Daily address read in public schools. Instated by Congress. Later, Congress adds "under God" to the Pledge. Somehow fundamentalist Christians believe Congress passing a law respecting an establishment of religion doesn't violate the whole "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion" thing.
America was founded on God and not freedom. If you disagree, I invite you to move out of our great theocracy.
by The Eyes of Texas March 16, 2005