pudding head

persons who have the ability to fuck up the easiest of tasks

hey pudding head your so thick you cant even shovel shit.

by paddyl August 22, 2007

nanner puddin'

banana pudding. This is the colloquial pronunciation used in southwestern Virginia and other southern areas. It is such a delicious confection that it can cause spiritual awakenings

Maggie made some bomb ass nanner puddin' that made Anthony convulse with joy. God bless 'Merica.

by Maggie's Crew July 6, 2014

Surprise Pudding

While in the process of removing a chick's underwear (or men for you turd burglars out there) you discover a smear, stain, etc., of fecal matter.

Yo son, don't fuck with that bitch. Last night i damn near tossed my cookies when i came across some surprise pudding in her draws.

by Ya Moma? September 10, 2005

Alabama Pudding Toss

The act of shooting a wad on a girls exposed breasts, scraping it off with your hand, and tossing it at her face.

Just when Diana thought her evening couldn't get any more degrading, her gentlemanly companion surprised her with an Alabama Pudding Toss.

by Jack Rebney August 20, 2011

Tasty pudding, indeed

A slang terming meaning that something is cool, awesome, or any related words.

Adds a feel of sophistication to your conversations.

Avatar, the movie, is tasty pudding, indeed.

Getting an A in literature is tasty pudding, indeed.

by littleclam10 February 16, 2010

Mississippi Puddin Punch

1) The act of fisting a woman's vagina to the point of drawing blood

2) The act of breaking/rupturing of a woman's vagina through close-hand fisting.

3) Related to the Mississippi Chocolate Puddin Punch which is when a man or woman gets fisted (at least wrist deep) in the anus.

Because Joe Jackson had given Michelle Obama the Mississippi Puddin Punch the night before, their morning coitus ritual was ruined.

Rinsing the blood from his hand, Joe Jackson stood disgusted with the consequence of administering the Mississippi Puddin Punch to Michelle's vagina.

by deaddognotizzy October 15, 2009

soft pudding

The act of an extremely inebriated or repulsed male attempting to engage in sexual intercourse with a flaccid penis

Bro how'd it go last night with that chick?
Not too good I tried to feed her the soft pudding. I figured everything would straighten itself out once I got in. It didn't happen.

So did you have sex with that guy last night?
Sort of, he fed me the soft pudding for a little while and then he passed out.

Man I can't believe you jumped on that grenade last night.
Well technically I didn't, all I could muster up was the soft pudding before passing out.

by Rubbing Dicks January 30, 2010