1 definition by Rubbing Dicks
The act of an extremely inebriated or repulsed male attempting to engage in sexual intercourse with a flaccid penis
Bro how'd it go last night with that chick?
Not too good I tried to feed her the soft pudding. I figured everything would straighten itself out once I got in. It didn't happen.
So did you have sex with that guy last night?
Sort of, he fed me the soft pudding for a little while and then he passed out.
Man I can't believe you jumped on that grenade last night.
Well technically I didn't, all I could muster up was the soft pudding before passing out.
Not too good I tried to feed her the soft pudding. I figured everything would straighten itself out once I got in. It didn't happen.
So did you have sex with that guy last night?
Sort of, he fed me the soft pudding for a little while and then he passed out.
Man I can't believe you jumped on that grenade last night.
Well technically I didn't, all I could muster up was the soft pudding before passing out.
by Rubbing Dicks January 30, 2010