Penus

A mistranslation of penis. Usually the word to be used in public so as to not get in legal trouble for saying penis in public.

"PENIS!"
"Hey! you're not supposed to say that in public!"
"Then what do I say?"
"PENUS!"
"Yeah!! Let's go do it in the bathroom!"

by pipivagina September 6, 2009

peenut

a female that uncontrollably pisses or "pees" when she has an orgasm or gets a "nut".

Man that girl pissed all over me when she had an orgasm. She is definately a peenut.

by Kevin Franklin May 9, 2006

peenis

the body part between the boy's legs

Is it possible to lick my own peenis?

by goodsa December 17, 2011

Peeniss

A large, majestic ship. These crispy ships have the biggest cannon of all the other ships in the sea. Nicknamed "OTP", it always provides comfort and many cakes with delicate, artful frosting designs on them.

"Did you see that Peeniss?"
"Uhh, yeah! It was so big, it was hard to miss!"

by fire-bread-snare January 1, 2012

Pernus Bernus

floppy boner

A pernus bernus is a half boner. You're jealous of my pernus bernus!

by MagicPickle July 27, 2012

peetush

Noun, 1. a penis, a vagina and/or a gooch; generally used by polish people to small children
2. a person or thing that is being a dick, a pain in the ass, a moron, or just not cooperating with what you want in the current situation

"Carlos Beltan struck out looking to end game 7 of the 2006 NLCS, what a peetush"

"Whoa dude, you just got me in peetush"

by DAVITTTTT December 15, 2011

Peenut

When you nut but you accidentally pee a little bit, what results is this weird yellow goop

I was getting head from my girl, and when we were finished i peenut. Ever since then she'll never give me head again.

by Aug's Cannolis July 29, 2018