PIDDLE OPPOSITE OF "ON", PIDDLE WINGLESS HYMENOPTERA

A nicer way of saying the phrase, "PISS OFF, PISS ANT"; basically telling somebody to go fuck themselves.
Piddle is another word for piss, and wingless hymenoptera is another way to say ant -- in particular, a female ant because males of many species do indeed have wings.

Works better when written or typed rather than when spoken.

The all-caps presentation is intentional; you want the recipient to think that you're shouting.

{Excerpt from an SMS message}

David}: Craig, can you clean out the plastic cat toliet while I'm gone?
{Craig}: PIDDLE OPPOSITE OF "ON", PIDDLE WINGLESS HYMENOPTERA!!! :-/

by Telephony April 6, 2019

Piddle puddle

/ˈpɪd(ə)lˈpʌd(ə)l/

aka piddle pud.

1. the puddle that a person or animal leaves on the floor after urinating.

2. a half-soaked or slow-witted person.

"Daisy the shih Tzu left a piddle puddle on the floor."

by Matt Windle poet March 24, 2021

piddlepuss

A strange or funny expression on some people's faces while urinating

Every time that Mike pees his face turns into a piddlepuss

by Buguba October 16, 2023

Piddle

A mix of puddle and pissed. A nice term to describe a dog taking a pee. Often used in excess while potty training a puppy.

Little Ruby the poodle piddled on her newspaper.

Did she piddle on her walk?

She snuck off and did a piddle on the carpet.

by Pooksie December 15, 2010

piddle-piss

The act of doing nothing, stalling, or just plain dicking around.

Used to describe what you are currently doing or what your friends are doing that is going to cause you to be late, or otherwise suffer some penalty, getting somewhere.

Can be used in past and present tense by adding -ed or -ing respectively. (i.e. piddle-pissing; piddle-pissed)

Usually used as a verb to let others know that you, or someone else around you, is piddle-pissing.

"Guys, seriously, stop piddle-pissing or we're going to be late."

The friends piddle-pissed at the mall until the movie was about to start.

"What are you going to do tonight?"
"I duno. All my friends are working, so I'll probably just go home and piddle-piss until they get off work."

by dablainester July 17, 2009

Piddle Fartin'

Goofing off or wasting time.

"Come on, quit piddle fartin' around."

by Jorrey March 1, 2014

Padiddle - Woburn

Woburn Padiddle is a game played while in a vehicle, preferably with a mix of boys and girls. The game is based on a 2 and up players, or depending how many people you can cram in a car/truck. With those people in the car, the game objective is to spot a burnt out/broken headlight, fog light, tail light, or any symmetrical lights mounted on the vehicle, and once that broken light is spotted someone has so shout "PADIDDLE" and hit the ceiling of the car/truck they are in. The last person to hit the ceiling has to remove a article of clothing (usually starting with tops/shirts, then work downward). Eventually everyone in the car or truck are naked. But in Woburn the driver of that vehicle has the option to be apart of the game. Usually drivers does not play so they may concentrate on driving, however they still can call padiddle, but do not have to take clothing off.

(car with broken light is spotted) Boy:"PADIDDLE!"(hits roof)
Girl:(hits roof last)
Boy: "HA take your shirt off.. come on lets see some boobies!"
Padiddle - Woburn version

by HitmanActual1 December 11, 2011