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itch particles

The microscopic particles commonly found on St. Augustine grass that cause an unbearable itching sensation when one happens to come in contact with said grass.
Dude!, the itch particles are all over me! I wish I wore a shirt to fend from the itching.
by Accruedd December 2, 2010
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Poo Particles

Pronunciation: 'POOO PAHHH-TA-CLES"

Airborne particles that are 'sprayed' into the air due to the flush of a toilet, causing the air to become polluted with people's 'poop particles'.
Ex. "She left her apple on the sink in the Ladies' room; now it's covered in customer poo particles".
by bostonpoo October 21, 2010
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God Particle

A particle that has evaded the scientists at Geneva. No one knows what it is because no one has seen it.
Scientist: This LHC is shit, I cannot find the fabled God Particle.
by TeddyRobbear September 15, 2011
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Participation Without Procreation

The act of having intercourse with a female without producing a child.

Common Methods:
1. Pulling it out
2. The pill
3. The shot
4. The patch
5. Rubbers
6. Diaphram
7. Sponge
8. Anal Sex
In family court...
Judge: "Sir, I am awarding $850.00 a month child support to your ex-wife"
Man: "I knew better than to have kids with this bitch! I should have used the Participation Without Procreation method"

Pickup Line:
"Hey baby, I'm not looking for a relationship, I would just like to participate without procreating!"
by Jonathan Hampton June 18, 2006
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Participation Trophy Wife

The woman that you settled on marrying because you thought that no one else would have you.
My participation trophy wife is much better-off for having left me.
by Short Bus Sean November 24, 2016
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particleshock

A sense of awe or amazement about life in an uncertain future; a life imagined to be somewhere between science and fiction. ‘Particleshock’ can be either wondrous anticipation or woeful foreboding depending on current uses (or misuses) of science.
They were in a state of particleshock after witnessing the first detonation of an atomic weapon
by Particleshock September 6, 2010
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participussypation

When your honey won't get the honey do's done, just tell him - PARTICIPUSSYPATION
by LUSCIOUSLIN1 March 29, 2011
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