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Lewis parsons

A despicable creature who calls himself a man. An alcoholic maniac who likes to hit women. A poor excuse for a man who should be avoided at all cost. Sewer rats are better company.
Lewis parsons beat the crap out of me
A sewer rat also known as lewis Parsons
by Jellytotforever June 18, 2019
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chelsey parsons

crazy girl who wants to fight everyone, lies about everything, and acts black even though she's literally the whitest person ever.
chelsey: grah grah pow pow gun ima blow up this school y'all are gunna die pew pew. my day one niggas are all dead bc i shot em.
joe: wow chelsey parsons
by fgdhkcdr July 5, 2017
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alex parsons

awsome dude with a big ego and dick
by cianisafag March 7, 2018
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George Parsons

Someone who has the capability to fire a messy shit all over the wall of a public facility
Ewwww! Did you just do a George Parsons all over the wall of the K Social loo
by 👍🏻 October 5, 2016
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ryan christian parsons

Mega Fag. Massive stoner, the best at lighting without a doubt. Fat ass and he knows it, but won’t admit it. Can’t say a sentence without swearing or saying cunt. He is usually the dumbass of the group
P1: Who’s that screaming?

P2: It’s definitely Ryan Christian Parsons , he’s always fucking around.
by barbequesauceonmytiddies February 26, 2020
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Noa parsons

She is the biggest bitch there is and everyone who doesn’t even know het hates her...
OMG that Noa parsons ewww
by Sam poes May 31, 2020
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Micah Parsons

The best linebacker ever with the fattest dick known to man kind
Friend: Oh my god is that Micah Parsons?

Me: Yes that is our dick slaying king
by user683299320 November 5, 2023
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