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Sex paladin

When one reaches the age of 14 years olds and/or becames sexually independent, they became a sex paladin.

*if you're not a minor, please don't use this term.
My friend is turning 14 today, they're becaming a sex paladin.
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paladins

Pretty much a free version of overwatch but with twice the titties
hey bro, wanna play paladins?
no, overwatch is better.
by bigbobman March 10, 2022
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Paladin

A tutorial hero in the app Wayward Souls. As of now, he is exclusive oo the tutorial. Swiping upwards unleashes a blast of blue-white light, a fireball, if you will. Swiping downwards unleashes a medium range forcefield that knocks enemies back and stuns them. His main weapon is the Drained Sunblade. The upgrades for said weapon is the Solar Sceptre, and the DawnFury. He functions very similarly to the Warrior, who is a popular choice for new players.
The Paladin falls.
by Khonsu_555 February 1, 2017
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Paladins

Poorman Overwatch.
by Jek-of-al-treds July 17, 2017
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Alex the Paladin

Alex has an extensive history of being known to pillage poor-people homes, kicking orphans, and eating bricks from houses. He wields an enormous hammer that weighs more than him, yet he still tries to carry it and succeeds. He can usually be found around in pixie forests like a grazing alpaca. There is a ransom on his head but he’s to majestic and evasive to catch...
Hey, I think Alex the Paladin is about to pillage that village down yonder...
by DontFuckUp November 23, 2019
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March 13th is national retribution paladin day. Send your friends that play ret 5k gold as appreciation for their dedication to the light and bringing you the aura buff.
Bro it's national retribution paladin day, better send Derek some gold or he'll gquit!
by ratadin March 13, 2024
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Paladin

Damn that dude is such a paladin with that scarf on
by Dovahkiin69 February 25, 2020
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