Oxford High School 

A school predominantly filled with An Asian race who are music prodigy’s. A majority of the girls are from the junior school and can be clingy but the rest are super sunny and attractive. You will be blown away. The boys equivalent is MCS.

Mcs boys: woah did you those girls.
Other people: yes they’re from Oxford High School

Oxford High School by Telula January 3, 2018

Oxford Moron

An oxymoron in pun form. A contradiction in terms - Oxford - the university which only accepts the brightest... Moron - an individual with less intelligence than the ones who decide these matters consider normal.

Jumbo shrimp is an oxford moron.

Oxford Moron by b-tex1 May 4, 2009

Oxford Scholars 

Australian rhyming slang for dollars.

Got any Oxford scholars in ya sky rocket?

Oxford Scholars by melbournian April 4, 2008

Oxford, Massachusetts 

A town in which (myself, among many) potheads live. It is actually a very nice town anyways. It has very good school systems, with a VERY low rate of crime (besides the weed). It is near Worcester, MA and Boston, MA.

Michael: Hey, dude, I just drove down to Oxford, Massachusetts from Worcester!
Jon: Yeah? Your point?
Michael: I scored half an ounce for barely ANY money!
Jon: WELL ROLL A JOINT MAH NYUGAH

Oxford, Massachusetts by RoundedColt8 June 24, 2014

Oxford squeeze 

The British upper classes way of saying "Dutch oven"

I say Reginald it appears I have gotten you in a Oxford squeeze. Good show

Oxford squeeze by Thecoldone March 21, 2019

Oxford lunch 

A 69 but you're both rimming each other.

If you're bored of a normal 69, why not try eating each others ass at the same time. Have an Oxford lunch

Oxford lunch by Whenorwhereidk January 30, 2021

Oxford United 

A shit club in league 1 with a 3 sided stadium, tinpot. They are tiny so the only thing they live off is being obsessed with rivals Swindon and beating Portsmouth in the playoff semi final, and went on to lose the final.

Who do you support mate?
Oxford United
That explains the 12 fingers then. Also when you said you shag your sister, I thought it was a joke.

Oxford United by Simple fakts February 15, 2021