The Origami Machine

The origami machine is a machine that twists and or jelqs your penis into a variety of different origami shapes.

"Hey Paul, check out what I did with the Origami Machine!"
"Hey let me try out the Origami Machine too!!"

by origamiman February 18, 2024

origami crane

It is a symbol of vigilance and wisdom and is known as the "bird of luck". but also as a symbol of caution and sleepless vigilance.

When you give away an origami crane to a specific person, it is a kind gesture

by REH :) August 10, 2020

origami crane

It is a symbol of vigilance and wisdom and is known as the "bird of luck". but also as a symbol of caution and sleepless vigilance.

Action may not always bring happiness but there is no happiness without action. — Benjamin Disraeli / origami crane

by REH :) August 10, 2020

Origami salami

A technique handed down throughout the centuries, in which your salami is wrapped in a warm towel, in the shape of an origami swan. Only procured from the finest of Asian massage parlors.

When she finished the massage and I was feeling quite vulnerable, the origami salami technique calmed my nerves and also appealed to my sense of artistic expression

by Beyond the horizon September 14, 2022

vaginal origami

Folding paper or food items into the shape of a vagina

That cream dripping from that burrito wrap is a fine example of vaginal origami

by Vagina designer August 11, 2022

Origami Timeout Chair

When you tuck a single mom's legs behind her own shoulders and fuck her while she's seated in a "timeout chair" until she utters nothing but gibberish for 5 minutes straight.

I gave that MILF I met at the bar last night the “origami timeout chair” after we went back to her place… Left her talking like she needed a short bus.

by Vermont Department of Health March 19, 2025

origami butt cheese

Cow and goat milk in a basket that is formed into a cheese

Micah likes to eat origami butt cheese.

by XxcheesexX February 11, 2025