Adult Onset Diabetes

More correctly, Type 2 Diabetes. It is a form of Diabetes caused by complex interactions between carbohydrate consumption, insulin resistance, and obesity.

The United States has an epidemic of obesity and Adult Onset Diabetes due to the effects of eating according to the Food Guide Pyramid and % Daily recommended allowance.

by Downstrike June 26, 2004

onseminate

To spray semen upon someone, thus avoiding insemination

Dude 1: How will you defeat the bear?
Dude 2: I will onseminate him, and he shall be ashamed.

by kelliq January 12, 2010

onliest

A redneck word for the most only. Or to emphasize only.

We were the onliest people to park our trucks today.

by FrankieNester March 30, 2009

Onside kick

When your banging two hot chicks, and fake jizz in hotty #1, then quickly jizz on the face of hotty #2. Followed by screaming TOUCHDOWN!!

"Johny's so cool, he onside kicked me and Jen last night".

"I know I heard him scream touchdown, from a block away".

"I know right".

by Codeman_333 July 15, 2010

onesies

N. urination. Derived from the term number one. Originally used in the sitcom show Scrubs.

"Sorry, gotta go make onesies."

by Scrubby May 6, 2008

onesie

a single cigarette sold over the counter by a retail establishment, instead of a pack of 20. useful in New York if you don't have the $8 for a pack. also useful for the quitting smoker who just needs one nicotine hit to take the edge off. onesie's are illegal in some states - eg Illinois 2009

"he sold me a onesie with a cup of coffee"

by mak108 August 22, 2009

oniel

Oniel means someone who is mostly kindhearted, generous and ambitious. He always tries to strive for the best but is sometimes taken for granted because of his kindness and gullibleness. Sometimes he may act like a hypocrite, a push-over or doormat and he may think he's superior to otjetst and he tends to act competitive. But overall he is a good person.

Example 1: Anna! You need to stand up for yourself at times. Stop being such an oniel.

Example 2: Dude... Your wife is the breadwinner of the house and you're not helping her so much. I'm getting tired of these Oniels treating their wives like this no wonder they cheat.

Example 3: Anna, is so kind amd oblivious to certain things
. She is such an Oniel that's why they treat her like a fool sometimes.

by The anonymous X February 5, 2018