dry old fashioned
dry old fashioned by Billtown September 24, 2013
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Hot Old Fashioned
A hot-oiled hand job technique in which an overhand rotational cranking motion is used much like starting early automobiles. Generally accompanied by guttural engine like moans throughout the process culminated by a gentle idling hum of relief and dick rugburn.
-Scene: After a long night at the bar-
"Hey Jon, why are you limping this morning?"
"I got a Hot Old Fashioned last night and this engine didn't want to turn over. It's like Indian Rope Burn all over my shaft."
"Hey Jon, why are you limping this morning?"
"I got a Hot Old Fashioned last night and this engine didn't want to turn over. It's like Indian Rope Burn all over my shaft."
Hot Old Fashioned by Poop Poopaloop January 17, 2014
Inside Out Old Fashioned
When you have sex with a woman who is in the last third of her trimester and you feel the tiny fetal hand jerking you off while you are banging her.
Dave had an Inside Out Old Fashioned as he had sex with Tiffany Lee, who was pregnant and had just finished her shift at the Pepperment Rhino.
Inside Out Old Fashioned by Peppermint Rhino February 2, 2019
Peppermint old-fashioned
"maybe I'll just run some Vick's on your chest for you.. and graze your nipple ever so lightly. Then I'll drag my hand down to your long Johnson and give you a peppermint old-fashioned."
Peppermint old-fashioned by Casinick August 14, 2018
blueberry old fashioned
When you are having anal intercourse with an abnormally hairy partner who has a dingle berry farm of great fruition, you proceed to glaze said dingle berries with your sweet baby sauce. You than consume said sweet gooodness.
blueberry old fashioned by ENS berry October 17, 2018