Octopussy Lipatitus

An oral disease of the mouth transmitted through the XX chromosomes. Females can transmit the infection to other females but males are not affected because they do not have the XX chromosomes. The disease looks like Octopus tentacles on the lips.

She went down on her girlfriend and it fucked her whole shit up! She had Octopussy Lipatitus for like 2 weeks.

by Scoone July 20, 2018

Octopus kisses

Are small love peck of lipstick left by ones anus.

Bro! Chris passed out last night and woke up with octopus kisses all over his face.

by DirtyDub! July 2, 2021

dope octopus

A large testicle with scraggly pubes.

Look at that girl's hair, dude! It's like a dope octopus!

by kenass June 29, 2016

Sticky octopus

When a man sticks his balls in a woman's vagina, then you smash them on her forehead and watch them slowly roll off making a sticky suction sound.

I gave my wife and sticky octopus last night.

by Frank-n-beans June 5, 2016

Full Octopus

When your party of eight is finally together.

Now that the two of you have joined the six of us we are at full octopus!

by The Mountain Cat August 20, 2017

The raging octopus

1. When you have rough sex with your balls taped together, while smacking your partner in the face with your tennis balls. Most commonly done in Indian relationships.

Wife: "Honey, lets do the raging octopus"
Husband: "LETS GO TO THE OCTO-CAVE!"

by Shabnam Khan April 10, 2009

jet-propelled octopus

The act of two young women rubbing their beef curtains together for the first time. Because they seem to be attached at the virgina it looks like they have 8 limbs. They keep doing this until one or the other squirts, causing the recipient of the drentching to flee in fright.

Q. "So why aren't Jane and Mary talking to each other?"
A. "I heard they had a jet-propelled octopus and Mary freaked out"

by Wordplay1 September 15, 2009