(adj.) The uncanny ability to observe your surroundings with a totally innocent yet undeniably pervy undertone. Whether it’s clocking every gym bro flexing in a tank top, side-eyeing that audaciously short skirt, or mentally cataloging every exposed tattoo in sight, you just have an eye for noticing sexiness wherever you go
Often accompanied by a running internal monologue:
“Is that even legal to wear in public?!”
“OMG, is it me, or is everyone else this obspervant?”
Often accompanied by a running internal monologue:
“Is that even legal to wear in public?!”
“OMG, is it me, or is everyone else this obspervant?”
“I wasn’t creeping, I’m just naturally #Obspervant.”
Warning: High levels of #Obspervant behavior may lead to embarrassing slip-ups like audibly gasping at someone’s daring outfit. Proceed with caution and sunglasses.
Warning: High levels of #Obspervant behavior may lead to embarrassing slip-ups like audibly gasping at someone’s daring outfit. Proceed with caution and sunglasses.
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The scientific name for a person in your friend group that just exists and spends all their time looking at other socially active groups, ignoring the one they are in
Look at Amelia. *giggles softly*. She's a homo observatus! See, she doesn't even know we're talking about her!
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My wife has repetative film observation disorder. She has watched Sweet Home Alabama with Reece Witherspoon at least 152 times!
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A:I hope there will be a typhoon tomorrow
B:Go dream la,even there is, the Hong Kong Observatory wont let us have rest.
B:Go dream la,even there is, the Hong Kong Observatory wont let us have rest.
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The act of pleasuring oneself while performing voyeuristic activities.
The act of pleasuring oneself while performing voyeuristic activities.
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