1. Option 9 (verb); To pleasure one's self, preferrably to pictures of HAW (Hot Asian Women)
2. Option 9 (noun); The option after Option 8, and before Option 10.
2. Option 9 (noun); The option after Option 8, and before Option 10.
by _c0dz September 28, 2008
Get the Option 9 mug.The chick you fuck when the hot girl wont let you. The easier uglier one. Usually you won't touch it at all unless you're desperate that night or forced into it.
The hotter girl, the one you hit on first, may reject you after trying to get in her pants. Then you're told you can get it from the easier homlier one and you try to get with the hot one again 15 times then are left with the ugly one wanting your dick instead.
The hot girl gets you all worked up and won't fuck you and the uglier easier one is sitting right next to her willing to give it up.
This is the last option. The question is do you do it or not?
The hotter girl, the one you hit on first, may reject you after trying to get in her pants. Then you're told you can get it from the easier homlier one and you try to get with the hot one again 15 times then are left with the ugly one wanting your dick instead.
The hot girl gets you all worked up and won't fuck you and the uglier easier one is sitting right next to her willing to give it up.
This is the last option. The question is do you do it or not?
Marty: Yo Sean, you fuck Amy last night?
Sean: No, she wouldn't let me and insist I fuck her grenade friend instead.
Marty: Damn dude, were you that persistant?
Sean: Yes, but she would actually be worth it to fuck, Instead I was stuck with Sarah after being forced by her friend as a pity fuck. I sure wish i had a wingman that night. That's ok though, i thought of the hot one but had to take the last option.
Marty: Good thinking.
Sean: No, she wouldn't let me and insist I fuck her grenade friend instead.
Marty: Damn dude, were you that persistant?
Sean: Yes, but she would actually be worth it to fuck, Instead I was stuck with Sarah after being forced by her friend as a pity fuck. I sure wish i had a wingman that night. That's ok though, i thought of the hot one but had to take the last option.
Marty: Good thinking.
by plaaaaaaaaya3 June 30, 2010
Get the The last option mug.When someone is so depressed that they believe that death is better than pain. This usually happens to people who have unsolvable problems.
Ryann was very depressed for many years. She went to her friend and her friend told her: "Suicide is your only option." So Ryann killed herself the following day.
by Anonymous June 29, 2003
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Get the Backdoor Option mug.The undeserved applause and standing ovation given to the singer for her mediocre performance was a prime example of ovation inflation.
by Alex Dumpance March 23, 2010
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by thisgirl. January 25, 2010
Get the Fuck Option mug.Guy 1: OH SHIT THE ‘PEACE WAS NEVER AN OPTION’ ALARMS ARE ON
Guy 2: OH FUCK PACK YOUR BAGS HONEY WE NEED TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE VICINITY OF THIS TOWN
Guy 2: OH FUCK PACK YOUR BAGS HONEY WE NEED TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE VICINITY OF THIS TOWN
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