Testicle Oath

The highest from of promise a man can make. If a man breaks a testicle oath, another person is allowed to punch him as hard as they can in the testicles. Testicle oaths must be used with caution, but they are a sure-fire way to know if another man is telling the truth.

Patrick : "Hey man did you eat my underwear?"
Josh : "No way of course I didn't."
Patrick : "Testicle Oath?"
Josh : "Testicle Oath."

by Chac Culling March 23, 2023

Tennis Court Oath

The promise among the third estate before the French revolution to continue meeting until a new constitution would be established.

King Louis XVI: Stop meeting up, you're scaring me
Literally dying peasant: We can't, we swore the tennis court oath

by ItsPrix June 1, 2021

Under the oath girl

A girl who seems fun but untrustworthy. Often met on a dating app and seems like has potential but at least one red flag as well. Solution is to take action and go out with the guy if you like him

That girl Ashley is such an under the oath girl. She keeps texting me but I'm not sure about her.

by ACTUALLYDYLAN September 4, 2022

KFC Blood Oath

Eating KFC is a delicious extravaganza. A mouth watering joy of essence itself. But the Kernel will take back what it’s due. One may eat of its tastiness now, but the one will suffer from severe fire poops that draw blood shortly after. And this is the KFC Blood Oath.

Hey Josh, you eat that delicious KFC yet?

Sure have man! I enjoyed every moment!

Yeah, I’m sure! You think the KFC Blood Oath will be repaid tonight, or tomorrow morning?

Oh tonight for sure!!

by the teli May 24, 2022

Take oath

Take oath is a term used by travellers or gypsies to promise something like:

Oi you digymcoy take oath on ya mothers life you did not steal ma Charlene. You gorja

by Sugar shane on the mic December 28, 2021

fuck oath bah

the slang term used after a bloke comes back from a bender and is absolutely munted off nose beers. also used if a bloke came back from an all-male brothel and is about to get the dog.

old chappo: just got back from my bender and I am fucked.

Christopher: fuck oath bah, how was it?
old chappo: lahd I am pretty chuffed tbh, u should have seen the blokes on blokes.

by old chappo March 22, 2022

Scouts Oath

When there is no poop on the toilet paper when you wipe. Comes from the slogan in the Scouts Oath "Leave No Trace"

I just took a massive shit and there wasn't any poop on the toilet paper, I just took a Scouts Oath

Bro I just took the biggest Scouts Oath of all time

by SpinachTurtle December 2, 2020