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Optimus 9

Referring to The Popular AutoBot Optimus Primes 9 foot solid steel Cock.
If ever there were a porno spoof of The Transformers, Optimus 9 could be used as a Porn name. Also Bumble 3 fits into the same category (AutoBot Bumble Bees short 3 foot cock, But with substantial girth)
Man did you see how Optimus 9 Strait ripped that pussy up
by Elkrockadrillits February 28, 2011
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optimus prime

Damn optimus prime feels good on my clit

ya i use clit stimulation and I have never orgasmed during sex!
by L.S.K. (little stoner kid!) October 1, 2008
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"I went to my friends house where he sucked the red paint off of my optimus prime"

I was about to murder an african-american with my weapon of choice, a chainsaw, when he kicked my optimus prime and ran away with my tv.
by josh March 9, 2004
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OPtimus-JD

Once just a normal everyday kind of guy. One day he was given the matrix of leadership from Optimus Prime and his life has never been the same. Optimus-JD fights for the rights of all pie loving beings everywhere as "Pie is the right of all sentient beings".
Optimus-JD rules.
by JD September 2, 2003
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optimus prime

unloading on a slutty bitch's chest. a shot of cum to the chest.
when megatron kills optimus prime, OP dies after he takes one to the chest like a dirty slut.
by getgooglegoggles January 29, 2010
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Optimus Prime

The moment when a female's bra straps form into the face and or head of the famous Autobot from the Transformers franchise, Optimus Prime when she wears a tight shirt.
Guy: "Dude, did you see her Optimus Prime?"
Dude: "Yeah, it was bulging out, everyone saw it."
Guy: "Do you ever think she'll know everyone was laughing at it?"
Dude: "No, girls never really know when they have an Optimus Prime."
by RanDominoX May 4, 2011
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Optimus Priming

While on a gaming console and someone's headset starts to glitch and renders them unable to be understood. Can also be used for the loud screeching, beeping sound a headset can make.
"Thrust, you're optimus priming again!"
by BRTT March 28, 2014
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