Obtrucious

To be out of place. Completely in the wrong position. Unnatural to usual human behavior and seems weird.

These pockets on my shorts are a lot further back than most pockets are...they're so obtrucious.

by juice183 July 23, 2010

OBTLJ

Oh Be The Lord Jesus
or
Oh Be The Lord Jaysus

"OBTLJ did ya see the state of your one he shifted outside Coppers on Wednesday? I wouldn't get up on her to jump a ditch!"

by KonyTheTiger August 3, 2012

Obtund

Retarded motherfucker

Dis nigga suffers from obtundation.

by Gemologist Nigga November 19, 2013

Obtuse Squabajuice

when a nigga be on that regie

Your an obtuse Squabajuice head ass.

by ThickNiggaAlex June 15, 2018

obtuse caboose

1) a: a big fat booty (as opposed to "a cute" booty)
b: a tushy exceeding 90 degrees
c: an exceptionally wide train car bursting at the steams
d: the rear region of an obese person
e: an incredibly vast rump

1) "Wow! Look at that obtuse caboose!"

2) "Hey, Can you move? I can't get around your obtuse caboose."

3) "Hey, you need to train to turn that the obtuse caboose into a cute caboose!"

4) "Let's take a tour of the obtuse caboose!"

by geometriclogos November 25, 2019

Obtuse

Big

Obtuse is big in garbish

by Dapoggster October 4, 2023

The Obtuse Triforce

A Zelda themed position that, at least, involves two males, two females and a protractor. (Can involve three males and three females, but such complexity is rarely successful since it requires a second protractor).

Link is pretty lazy, so when he uses the obtuse triforce position , he gets Navi to hold the protractor.

by BluePine7 December 5, 2012