jizz nozzle

a) A person deserving of such a term

b) your cock, or the head of

a) That snyder is a real jizz nozzle!

b) Imma throat that bitch with my jizz nozzle

by fgh senator April 4, 2009

ass nozzle

1. The shanked out remains of ones anus following anal sex.
2. insult

1. After shagging the freak Mary, Big Daddy Al gazed at the ass nozzle he created.
2. The french are ass nozzles. (notice the "small" f, only real countries get capitalization.

by eXidum May 13, 2003

Douche Nozzle

Someone who displays a high grade of douchiness. Calling someone a douche nozzle may be needed if a simple "douche" just doesnt cut it.

Wow. Tori is a real douche nozzle for cock blocking.

by SO84 March 6, 2009

fuck nozzle

penis or dick. can be used in anatomy or to describe a person that's being irritating or overly sensitive.

Look dude, you don't have to be a fuck nozzle about the whole thing.

by David Castro September 11, 2004

Dick Nozzle

A term that is used to describe a man that is a prick in general.

Wow that guy sure was a dick nozzle!

by Nozzlin! January 15, 2010

Dick Nozzle

The small hole at the end of your uncircumcised penis which allows both piss and semen to shoot out at high velocities, in a similar fashion to a fire hose.

Johnny's dick nozzle is so powerful he hit Margaret's eye from 20 feet off.

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 5, 2015

deuche nozzle

The Deuche Bag isn't as bad as the nozzle that is inserted into the nastiness. Also a great/creative insult.

Scott isn't only a Deuche Bag, he is a frickin' Deuche Nozzle!

by BrewCrewLove April 10, 2007